Six extravagant and perverse stories created by Tanya Hyde, for Pirate.
Tanya Hyde, London’s queen of kink, serves up a sexy six-course feast featuring such tasty and tantalizing treats as French maids, naughty nuns, horny hookers, nefarious nurses and their passionate patients, brazen burglars and copulating cops! “Twisted Dreams” cooks up your favorite fetish flambés a la Pirate and is guaranteed to give you “hard burn.”
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Monique Covet, Tavalia Griffin, Robert Rosenberg
Scene 2. Cassandra Wild, Stephany Steel, Robert Rosenberg, Tony De Sergio
Scene 3. Monique Covet, Sophie Evans, Robert Rosenberg
Scene 4. Cassandra Wild, Stephany Steel, Sophie Evans
Scene 5. Monique Covet, Toni Ribas, Tony De Sergio
Scene 6. Cassandra Wild, Stephany Steel, Tony De Sergio
Review by ExperimentalGuy
Brit director Tanya Hyde has made a name for herself with her brand of stylish, cleverly edited fetish hardcore, first with the renowned European studio Private and more recently with Harmony, who are now linked with Evil Angel. Her pop-video styled, highly experimental films are normally split into a series of vignettes, and this title is no different. Her films are often a little disturbing and freaky, and definitely not for lovers of straight forward Gonzo, but also can offer a nice change from the usual formula.
Scene One: Insanity
Describing a Tanya Hyde scene is no easy task – normally her scenes have little structure, but I’ll do my best to convey the weird images presented to me. First up is a scene set in the grounds of a mansion, where a wheel chair confined man is brought over to an empty pool, observed by nuns and a strange dude in a gas mask! Two girls (Monique Covet & Tavalia Griffin) are wearing white tunics and long black fishnets, and look stunning. Naturally the two girls get it on as the others watch, and we get ample pussy eating, ass tonguing and the usual fake Private lesbo kissing (anyone who has watched Viv Thomas’ work know where its really at). Yet realism is not the point here, and with the off-colour camera filter, this is nice and erotic regardless.
Soon the wheel chair guy is letting both girls fuck themselves on his fingers as he remains still and emotionless (!), until before long he’s treated to a blow job followed by both girls taking it in turns to ride his cock. Naturally it transpires the guy is anything but paralyzed and is soon fucking the girls with all his might in missionary, spoons, doggy anal and more! Scene concludes with the guy popping a healthy wad over both girl’s faces, which is shown a few times from different angles. Nice.
Scene Two: Burglars and Nuns
Continuing the kink, this one’s an instant classic – nuns!! First we are treated to two nuns (Cassandra Wild & Lorena Red) washing their nether regions over a bidet, before having a nice munch on each other, revealing tan-stockings underneath their outfits. This brighter, slightly more conventionally shot scene is immediately more arousing than the last and not nearly as weird – and with a nice bedroom / convent setting, this is worthy whacking material. Both nuns have simply delicious bodies (the brunette my personal fave). After some heavy lesbo antics (with nice use of a double ended dildo), the convent is invaded by two burglars, who soon catch one nun (Lorena) unawares and force her to give them a double blow job, that she is surprisingly skilled at – before spit roasting her with a cock in her mouth and another in her pussy. It’s not long until her friend (Cassandra) turns up and introduces a more dominant vibe against the burglars, and she also is soon getting some cock, first with a brief blow job, then after stripping down to some nice S&M underwear, is being rammed in the spoons position.
Scene then progresses to two rooms, where both girls are getting the fucking of their lives, including a hefty dose of anal. The action finally concludes with all four on the same bed, fucking passionately, until the first guy sends a healthy splash of the creamy stuff over the Cassandra’s ass cheeks, and the other finishes off with a blast over Cassandra’s breasts. A red hot scene!
Scene Three: Abused Maid
A dominatrix-styled blonde (Monique Covet) shaves her pussy in a bathroom, whilst outside on the patio, a sexy-as-hell maid (Sophie Evans) in fishnets and a little white apron, prepares to dildo herself. Instant erection material! It’s not long before Monique is using the dildo on the maid, fulfilling the title of the scene, and before long we progress inside onto a dining table where the girls get the full 69 treatment, with plenty of lascivious tongue meets clit lapping and more and more dildo play, complete with some nice strap on action. This colourful and energetic scene is pretty hot, especially because both girls are really sexy, and the dom / sub theme works well.
The S&M angle is also cranked up a few levels with the inclusion of a choker, the kind you might have on a horse, used on the maid as Monique abuses her on the table. This adds intensity to the scene that was otherwise lacking. A guy in the background masturbates and watches, but eventually joins in the action with some doggy & missionary fucking with the maid, as well as some spoons anal. Next the maid rides Monique’s strap-on in cowgirl as she sits in a chair, then Monique is riding the guy’s cock in a variety of sweaty positions, before getting some anal in reverse cowgirl & eye-catching doggy. The action is presented in a rapid mix of slow motion, jump cuts, freeze frames and filters, and it looks great. Ends with a beautifully shot jerk-to-pop where the ever skilled Monique administers the ejaculation, and we again get a variety of angles in slow motion, complete with some lingering cum-play. Top stuff!
Scene Four: Chauffeurs
The title speaks for itself here as we are presented with two female chauffeurs (Lorena Red & Cassandra Wild), dressed up in hats, jackets and fishnet tights, as they climb into a swanky motor and await their meal ticket. Whilst they wait they have time to caress and fondle one another, and considering how they look I was aching to get my cock out and join in!! Again I had a major hard-on for Lorena, and loved every second she was on screen! After some great lady-love they are joined by duchess-dressed Sophie Evans, increasing the eye-candy to the max, and she offers it on a plate to the willing chauffeurs as they catch her masturbating in their rear view mirror. Soon enough though all three are in the back of the (open top) car using a vibe, kissing, caressing and fingering in some nice lesbo action. Thankfully there isn’t a guy in sight to spoil the fun.
Things soon progress to the chauffeurs dominating the duchess, leading her away from the car on a lead, where Cassandra lets Sophie ride her strap-on as Lorena licks Sophie’s tits. Cassandra follows this with a good fucking in Sophie’s ass in spoons, as Lorena watches whilst masturbating (God this chick is hot!) – and finally all three masturbate themselves into an orgasmic frenzy inside the car – a beautiful sight I’m sure you’ll agree.
Scene Five: Cops and Hooker
The gorgeous Monique Covet returns, this time assisted by two guys dressed as Cops, and we watch them on a flight of stairs as the Cops get overly friendly. Monique struggles with the two officers as a red light is cast down over them to add to the seedy atmosphere. Before long she’s got a cock down her throat, quickly followed by the next in an eye-catching double blow job. Understandably these two horny Cops can’t wait to fuck her, and take it in turns to penetrate Monique as they stay on the stairs. After a while the action shifts to a room, where one cop is in one of those kinky ‘swings’ with Monique sucking him off as the other Cop lies on the floor lapping at her dangling pussy lips (yummy). Then Monique introduces a butt-plug to the guy in the swing, and penetrates him, giving him a good fucking herself! Next it’s Monique’s turn in the swing, and she gets some dildo action, followed by some cock up her pussy as she blows the other guy, and this rather wild and erotic scene definitely qualifies as the nastiest on the DVD so far. Monique Covet, a favourite of mine is always red hot in scenes of such down right perversity that she melts the screen! Some rough anal in a variety of positions follows, as well as some DP and after a while the first Cop blasts her ass with his Jizz, as she frantically milks the remaining cock with both hands to receive a weak load on her tongue. A very very good scene and up there with her incredible work in Tanya Hyde’s Xtreme Desires.
Scene Six: Slave Boy Training
Cassandra Wild returns to dominate a tied up, well endowed guy in a room, before making him lick her pussy clean after she goes to the toilet (!!). Soon Lorena Red (Prrrrr) turns up, playing with a dildo until Cassandra arrives riding the guy like a pony. He’s positioned before Lorena to eat out her pussy, then Cassandra fits him with a face-mask-dildo to get him to fuck Lorena with it. Lorena then rides his face with the dildo still on as Cassandra puts on a strap on of her own, and we can guess what’s going to happen next in this overly S&M scene that almost outclasses all the others for sheer kinkiness if not sexiness (it lacks some of the heat we’ve been witness to so far). Cassandra fucks the guy in the ass with the strap-on, then he is riding the strap-on as Lorena sucks his cock (phew!). Cassandra soon rides the guy’s face-dildo as he’s sucked off. Then Lorena is fucked by Cassandra in doggy as she sucks off the guy, before getting double penetrated by both Cassandra and the guy in a wild three-way. Lorena soon gets some anal off the guy as Cassandra masturbates in the background, quickly followed by the guy fucking Cassandra in missionary as Lorena lies over her to get some at the same time. The guy spurts over both asses and pussies to conclude.
Final thoughts
This is a great vignette DVD with all the scenes having some good action. The girls are seriously sexy, and the stylish camera work & techno-rock music spices up the action no-end. I would especially recommend this to fans of S&M, Fetish themed DVDs with a heavy reliance of lingerie, rubber and toys.
Verdict – 4 /5
