The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps, where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex and mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you`ll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX PARODY.
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Vanessa Naughty, Johnny Castle
Scene 2. Misty Stone, Levi Cash
Scene 3. Gracie Glam, Levi Cash
Scene 4. Lana Violet, Lindy Lane, Shay Sights, Bill Bailey
Scene 5. Ashlynn Brooke, James Deen
Honors and Awards
AVN Awards, 2010
Nominee: Best Parody: Drama
CAST
Ashlynn Brooke, Bill Bailey, Gracie Glam, James Deen, Johnny Castle, Lana Violet, Levi Cash, Lindy Lane, Misty Stone, Shay Sights, Vanessa Naughty
Trivia:
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer were so impressed with the “Tru: A XXX Parody” that they went and bought a copy for every cast member for the real True Blood TV series.
Reviewed by bono-ONE
Hello porn fans time to take another trip down Parody Lane, stop this time Bon Temps– this might not trigger anything but try True Blood the tv series and that should be much more familiar. We get some vampire loving here along with shape shifting, hearts being pulled out, fangs and oh yeah even some vampire cock is sucked!! Ashlynn Brooke wrote this with Lee Roy Myers directing. You add in a fine cast with James Deen, Misty Stone and Gracie Glam just to name a few, this should be fun. The basic story is a body is found with it’s heart ripped out, weird for anywhere else but a typical day for viewers of the True Blood show!! But leave it to Sookie- that’s Ashlynn and Bill- James Deen along with Misty Stone as Tara to try and find out who’s behind it but not forgetting to fuck’n’suck as they find the clues. The opening montage/ music is very close in spirit to it’s mainstream parent with no words though.
Vanessa Naughty & Johnny Castle:
Well we waste little time after the credits end until there’s action and thankfully it’s the sexual kind, to early for killing but you know that since it’s a horror flick and these people are doing the nasty they’re most likely doomed!! The haunting music should’ve been another clue, lol. Vanessa and Johnny work on getting undressed as they kiss each other from lips to her breasts. The panties go and we get some good cookie licking too– hell if you’re gonna die why not have one last fling right. We go for a side view when it comes time for Vanessa to work the stick, the all white backdrop behind sure helped this action to stand out. Sexwise you see them work through cowgirl, spoon and doggie with the pop going to her tits, cleanup after from Vanessa. Alright we get Vanessa then asking Johnny where is Sookie Stackhouse and when he doesn’t know we get our first blood curdling scream of the dvd and it’s not from her, it’s from him! Blood splatters up in the air and she walks off. A pan down shows Johnny sitting there and the spurts of blood come from his penis region so I’m assuming she ripped his johnson off– ouch!!!!!
We go next to the place Sooke works out, Sam’s there too- that’d be Evan Stone playing him and he does an inner dialogue but Sookie can hear your thoughts so she heard him, lol. Ashlynn’s looking great in that white t-shirt and jeans. Seems Ash wants to take off early and surprise Bill when he gets up, Evan’s a sucker and agrees. Vanessa, aka MaryAnn then shows up and starts in on Sam asking about Sookie. When he’s uncooperative she starts the whole shaking thing but he quickly relents, damn Sam’s a pussy!But MaryAnn’s horny too and she’s about to fuck Sam when there’s a scream, it’s Sookie so he rushes out and there’s a body but we never really learn who it is. Tara aka Misty Stone comes up and looks and it might be her cousin Lafayette as she says Why, why but we don’t get a shot before the scene fades out and we move ahead to later that night. Ok the cops are here now and it’s a chilly night too as the two girls are wrapped in blankets. Ok one cop does open the door and we see who’s inside and it is indeed Lafayette who’s played by Shane Diesel. The effect of seeing his chest all bloody and the heart missing was well done, the shot lingers just long enough for maximum benefit. Sookie promises to help find out who did this, Misty leaves to be alone. Ashlynn then calls Bill to come help and James jets over giving us another effect shot followed quickly by him baring his fangs to a sherrif who wisecracks them. The two head off to a vampire hangout to get answers and yeah Sookie will read everyone’s minds if that’s what it takes. The two are making their way to Eric and we get a few minds read along the way including the dumbass sheriff who just yapped at them earlier.
Misty Stone & Levi Cash:
Ok we leave Sookie and Bill to head back to Sam’s place where Tara is alone with her grief until Levi walks in, he’s Jason Stackhouse and the visit it to offer sympathy for her loss. The two have heated words but she doesn’t want to be alone now so Tara comes around the two are hot’n’heavy in seconds. Kissing, hands groping and finally we get Levi on his knees licking Misty’s ass/ pussy from behind! Just love that shot, more when it’s g/g but I also give kudos when a guy pleases his woman as Levi’s doing here. For her part Misty looks great squeezing his balls and then engulfing the cock as we get a side view worked in. Tara must really need some strong grief therapy as she gags mightily on Levi’s cock, a few times and those balls get some attention too. Sexwise you have reverse and cowgirl leading the way, a great teasing asshole shot too. Mish helps round the action out until Levi’s ready and he explodes to Misty’s face with cleanup, won’t bring Lafayette back but it’ll certainly do for now!
So we return to the bar where Bill Bailey aka Eric’s holding court and she’s having trouble reading his thoughts. Sookie wants to go confront Eric to see what he knows but Bill thinks she should hold back and before she can actually head over Bill spirits himself over and the trio have a discussion on the current event. Eric is pissed and doesn’t take kindly to the intrusion and actually bares his fangs to Sookie– another cool effects shot and this prompts Bill to escort his ‘human’ out before any real trouble happens. The action then heads back to Sam’s bar where Jason and Tara are still cuddling when Sookie confronts them– she knows what’s gone down and doesn’t seem to approve fully but lets it go because she needs to talk to Levi who actually starts spilling his guts about what he’s chatted to his support group- you know about using the vampire blood.
Gracie Glam & Levi:
Well as we head to one of his sessions where he’s spilling the news we leave that quickly for a much better site– Gracie and Levi doing the nasty! The kissing’s pretty heavy here and Gracie’s wearing a short white dress which is quickly discarded leaving nothing behind- no bra or panties!There was a look used here which I can’t quite describe but the colors looked cool– think of the movie What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams where his kids die and wife commits suicide- the paintings and colors coming alive seem like the vibe I was getting. Anyway we move to Gracie on her knees working his cock and the close in view was very good, then it’s pulled back for a short distance shot which brings the ass in. Alright we get a 69 in too and even better with Gracie on top, gotta love arching up to lick an ass/ pussy. Gracie does some solid riding in cowgirl and reverse with Levi then taking charge for spoon and then doggie until the pop flies- to her puckered asshole. Back to the group session and turns out Levi did spill his guts about everything with two very interested listeners in Lana Violet and Lindy Lane.
Lana Violet, Lindy Lane, Shay Sights & Bill Bailey:
So the two girls were very keen on the whole buying vampires blood so they move quickly to Eric’s bar to ask about getting some. He’s taken aback and he’s not alone as Shay Sights is there too listening as the girls inquire. Eric’s interested in how they heard about this so he lets Shay escort them to a chair to ask a few questions as he looks on. The girls are soon in the moment and kissing as Shay stands over them– perhaps not real lesbians but under the sway of influence- who cares right! Both girls get a few kisses on on each other, their breasts and Eric joins them too with Shay still right there. Eric might be pissed but he’s a horny vampire just like the rest! The two senior vampires start in on the girls Eric eating out Lana while Shay gets her ‘fang’s into Lindy’s juicy pussy and ass. Bill then takes the vampire schlong out and the two virgin girls are all over it, sharing nicely with Shay there to push their heads in deeper and deeper. The two girls then hang back a bit to watch Shay get some herself, engulfing Bill’s dick. Lindy gets the early fucking and it’s good in cowgirl, Lana gets a few strokes too bent over the chair from behind. The girls then gets sprayed with vampire jizz, mainly the two younger girls– afterwards they spill the beans about Jason telling them the vampire blood story which has Eric jetting off, leaving Shay behind to ahhh spill something else, namely the two girls blood which sprays upwards though we don’t get a shot of their necks torn open.
Ok back to Sam’s place, funny how Evan Stone’s not been seen since that first scene, maybe he’ll be a bigger player in the sequel. But we have Jason finishing off his story and Sookie’s like I have to go and fix this. Oh no, it’s a return trip to Eric’s bar and the last time didn’t end so well so Sookie’s got some balls coming back! But in a surprising show of restraint Eric actually fills Sookie in on his visit the previous night to Lafayette who was the source of selling the v-blood to Jason but his heart was already torn out when Eric arrived. He’s finishes this story and starts musing aloud on Sookie’s special powers, the fangs come out and he’s about to strike when James Deen comes flying in baring his own– she’s mine! It’s a bit funny seeing them talk so fast with the fangs in but they make it. Eric wants to know where Jason is but Sookie won’t tell, he’ll have to kill her and Eric tells Bill there’s a price to be paid and it will come soon- another sequel plot introduced!
Ashlynn Brooke & James Deen:
So we head to our final location of the dvd maybe in Sookie’s bedroom. She just wants to know what happened and we listen/ watch as she takes her outfit off and with all apologies to Anna Paquin who’s hot Ashlynn’s got her beat with those tits, her face and hopefully soon that ass! James is getting an eyeful as Ash climbs into bed and he soon gets close and the two finally give in to their passion! The fangs come out but no biting, just yet, instead James works down to eat that pussy. Ash spreads the legs nice’n’wide for the best viewing angle. Ashlynn then gets to work on her mans cock and even being undead James Deen can’t help but sport a long woody! Sexwise we get that ass shown off in cowgirl, the teasing asshole shot makes a nice appearance. Ash is good for P2M too before resuming the ride in reverse then on to spoon where we get the pussy view and also flipped over so her ass is shown one more time. James then splooges to Ashlynn’s face and tits to close this one out.
It’s the next day and Ash wakes up to the voice of James Deen in her head, calling out Sookie, Sookie. She dresses and goes out to see, it’s early day so guess it’s ok for James to be out. But turns out it’s Vanessa Naughty using the voice to lure Sookie. The girls meet and it doesn’t take long for Vanessa to let it out that she sacrificed Lafayette and will soon do the same to Sookie– she’s special!Our villian then leans down and instead of doing the shaking thing she did earlier Vanessa dips her hands in the earth coming up with funky arms which will be much easier to use in ripping Sookie apart. Ashlynn’s like fuck this and runs off!! Vanessa follows in hot pursuit, Ash looks so sexy running with her boobs bouncing! Eventually she trips, leaning against a tree. Ash is calling out for help from anyone, Sam, Bill and there seems to be something out there rushing towards them as the camera keeps moving around and the girls both seek whatever it is but nothing shows. However, this gives Ashlynn the chance to grab a small log and shove it into Vanessa’s chest, die bitch!! Ok something was running towards them, it’s a dog and hello turns out it’s Evan as he morphs into human form, naked of course so more stuff for the sequel.
Final Thoughts:
So there you have it. I’m not huge into True Blood, did watch most of the second season and liked it so I’ll be there for the third so I at least has some familiarity with the characters here. The story wasn’t to hard to follow and you didn’t really have to wait until the end to know it was Maryann aka Vanessa Naughty who was behind the killing. Eric will be a bigger character in the next one I bet as he tries to exert his influence more over Sookie but will she give in. What will Sam’s role be as he was largely a bit player in this one until the very end where the shapeshifting was revealed. James Deen also didn’t have a whole lot to do in this besides bare his fangs and stand next to Ashlynn as her protector. I’ll be curious to see what the story will be as the whole Maryann character is gone now but we have more with Sam/ Eric that can be explored plus see if James is given more material as Bill too. Ashlynn is definitely the eye candy here and the center of the story, if you’re an Ashlynn fan then for sure pick this up as she’s in a lot of it, not as much sex as you might want with her, from the BTS we learn there was a second scene with her not shot. Well in the next one you certainly should have more than one scene with Sookie, one b/g, one g/g or maybe let Sookie give in to a fantasy about taking on Bill and Eric at the same time! Stay tuned as you know Bon Temps never stays dull for very long. Now for extras you get a party version of the movie, there are bloopers and yes some BTS plus the pops are repeated.
