The long-awaited sequel to legendary director Axel Braun’s blockbuster parody is finally here! In this new sexy spoof, the superhero team splits into groups in order to battle a creature known as onslaught and find a toxic chemical inside Hydra’s secret base. But their biggest challenge will be battling one of their own, transformed into an evil version of himself. Just when they thought they were safe… along came a spider!
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Jayden Jaymes, Josh Rivers
Scene 2. Zoe Voss, Lexington Steele
Scene 3. Rikki Six, Eric Masterson
Scene 4. Juelz Ventura, Xander Corvus
Scene 5. Eva Karera, Seth Gamble
Honors and Awards
AVN Awards, 2016
Nominee: Best Special Effects
Nominee: Best Art Direction
Nightmoves, 2015
Nominee: Best Parody
Nightmoves Fan Awards, 2015
XBiz Awards, 2016
Nominee: Director of the Year – Parody, Axel Braun
Nominee: Parody Release of the Year
Nominee: Best Special Effects
Nominee: Best Cinematography
Nominee: Best Scene – Parody Release, Lexington Steele, Zoe Voss
Nominee: Best Actor – Parody Release, Xander Corvus, Lexington Steele
XRCO Awards, 2016
Nominee: Best Parody: Comic Book
Review by astroknight
Let’s see… Hydra has bad stuff planned so the Avengers are going to try to stop them. Spider-Man’s along for the ride, and things seem to go from bad to worse for the Avengers when Hydra shoots Spidey and turns him into Venom.
Scene 1: Jayden Jaymes with Josh Rivers
SHIELD agent Jayden (Maria Hill) helps Josh (Captain America) adjust a bit to the modern world taking him to the Holodeck for a little fun in an old fashioned saloon. She kisses him before dropping down to mouth his manhood with a bit of throat action mixed in. Jayden bounces her bald beaver on Josh’s bone reverse cowgirl style before laying back and letting him fuck her missionary style and on her side. She bends over the table to let him take her from behind and finally takes a nice creamy facial finish that she lets fall down onto her magnificent mammaries.
Scene 2: Zoe Voss with Lexington Steele
After Lex (Nick Fury) introduces Zoe (Wasp) to the team, they head in back for a bedroom briefing. They kiss before Lex lifts up Zoe’s legs to spank and caress her great ass. He breaks out his big black cock and slaps his way around her crotch with it before Zoe drops down to work it over with her hands and mouth. Lex licks and plays with her pussy from behind in reciprocation before fucking her doggie style. Zoe gets on top for a reverse cowgirl ride and then rolls to the side to let Lex spoon her little white pussy. They keep things going in cowgirl with Lex giving Zoe’s ass plenty of slaps as well as fucking missionary style. Lex finally pulls out and showers Zoe with a pop that goes from her stomach all the way up onto her face and in her hair before they share one last kiss.
Scene 3: Rikki Six with Eric Masterson
Eric (Hawkeye) and Rikki (Ms. Marvel) hook up after breaking away from Spider-Man on an operation. Eric moves in to kiss her and quickly gets her top down to go after her big boobies. Rikki drops down to mouth his manhood before bouncing on it reverse cowgirl style with her bald beaver. She lets Eric take her from behind and rides him cowgirl style before laying back for some missionary work. Finally Rikki lets Eric spray his seed on her big boobies as well as taking a taste from his cock.
Scene 4: Juelz Ventura with Xander Corvus
Xander (Venom) sets his sights on Juelz (Viper) after taking over Spider-Man. He gropes her from behind before turning her around to admire and spank her ass. Xander goes right to fucking Juelz from behind before letting her lay back for some missionary work. Juelz rolls to the side for him to tap her ass and continues to give it up bouncing on his bone in the cowgirls. Xander slides Juelz’ mask off so she can suck her ass off his cock as she eagerly devours him orally. She works Xander to a respectable pop in and around her mouth as she continues to suck him.
Scene 5: Eva Karera with Seth Gamble
After Seth (Winter Soldier) takes his shot, Eva (Red Guardian) lets him know they have need of his skills. They kiss before he quickly drops down to eat her box. Eva sucks Seth’s cock before letting him bury it in her from behind. Eva rides Seth reverse cowgirl style and sucks him clean. She lays on her side and lets him continue to pound her pussy before dropping down to take a great facial finish.
Avengers XXX 2: Along Came a Spider is one of those releases where I can’t help but think that I went in with way too high of expectations. I mean, this is Axel Braun, one of the kings of parodies, and when you have people like Andy Appleton and Kylie Ireland doing the sets and other production aspects you know it’s going to look amazing. It does. It looks amazing. Unfortunately it also didn’t seem to have much more than a bunch of pretty costumes. The sex is good, but not great. Jayden Jaymes looks great and takes a fantastic facial and Rikki turns out a nicely passionate scene with Eric. Juelz gives up the ass great, but between her dark costume, Xander in a black suit, and the lighting being a little low overall I couldn’t help but be a little underwhelmed even if she did seem to be putting out one of her normal great performances. Zoe and Lex and Eva and Seth’s scenes were also good, but not great, and overall all of the sex was held back a little for me due to the editing making things feel a little choppy and frequently losing things like the transitions between positions. The story is also extremely choppy, and seemed more than a little disjointed even by porn standards. I’m not sure what Winter Soldier and Red Guardian were doing here when it would have worked much better having something like a Penny Pax blowbang with Hydra goons or a threesome with Xander, Jazy (as Black Cat), and Rikki. In the end, Avengers XXX 2: Along Came a Spider looks pretty, but it never seems cohesive or focused enough to be as good as one expects.
The Extras:
In addition to cumshot recaps on the first DVD, a second DVD is devoted entirely to extras. Trailers are included for eight other Axel Braun parodies. The photo gallery lasts over five and a half minutes. There’s also a behind the scenes featurette, a non-sex version of the movie lasting about eighteen minutes, and commercials.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts just under twenty minutes. Xander starts things out with a bit of a chat before things move on with Eric talking about his costume and shooting some of their scene. There’s plenty of shooting Xander’s scenes as well as costuming Lexington Steele and Zoe Voss chatting about her upcoming scene with Lex and superpowers. Rikki also talks about getting over her fear of guns with Eric as he gives her a few tips before they shoot his hospital scene. Finally there’s a bit of Seth talking about being the Winter Soldier and super powers. This is a decent little behind the scenes featurette. You get a little personality and a nice look at the cast and crew working together on the movie, but it’s also pretty limited. This is a good but not a great featurette.
Final Thoughts:
Rent it. It’s fun, but I can’t see it getting a lot of replay value.
Note to Vivid:
Thank you for all the care you’ve put into your parodies to make things like as great as they do.
