So many fine-assed broads go hiking by my stabbin’ cabin. They look so hot in their sexy yoga pants. Those fucking dumbasses. They have no business out in the woods. Sometimes, I like to pretend to be a Park Ranger and trick them into being punished.But it’s all for their own good. I like to teach them through Toughlove. I told this one the other day, Bitch, no fucking smoking! This is a fire hazard area! Let me tell, ya, these wildfires are burning hotter than gonorrhoea lately. Signs are up everywhere. Use your fucking head.
