O-M-G, Becky! Guess what? It’s Cinco de Mayo! Let’s get our drink on, girrrrrrrrrrrrl. You do the math. IT’S TIME TO GET TURNT. LIT, FAM. Woooooo! We made it! Wait, what? Oh, wow, look at these GORGEOUS Latina girls, we should invite them over! I bet they love Cinco de Mayo. Damn, look at those curves, you’re all looking fine as– Hey! What the fuck?! We’re trying to celebrate your holiday and you get all extra on us? Just because you have exotic looks, big asses, and natural tits doesn’t mean you can just waltz in here and- Hey! HEY! That’s my sombrero! And my tequila?! You can’t treat us like this! Charles, let’s get the FUCK out of here! What are you doing…? Oh, my God! You’re going to pull out his cock right here? We’re leaving. We haven’t done anything to deserve this. Have fun fucking these two girls in the middle of a bar, Chuck. Gross. Byyyyeeeee bitches. “Sayonara!”
