Starring: Andrea Moranty, Briyan, Jennifer Dark, Max Cortes, Mya Diamond, Ramon Nomar, Robby Blake, Sandy Style (Credited: Sandy Saint), Silvia Lancome, Toni Hierro, Toni Ribas
Director: Xavi Dominguez
Scene 1. Sandy Style, Max Cortes, Toni Hierro
Scene 2. Mya Diamond, Andrea Moranty, Ramon Nomar
Scene 3. Jennifer Dark, Sandy Style, Silvia Lancome
Scene 4. Silvia Lancome, Andrea Moranty, Ramon Nomar
Scene 5. Jennifer Dark, Sandy Style, Briyan, Toni Ribas
Scene 6. Mya Diamond, Robby Blake
Once upon a time there were three very beautiful women… Meet the ‘Sex Angels’ who are on a mission to save the world using the power of their pussies, tongues and asses. No man or woman is a match for these insatiable ladies as they pursue and conquer the villainous Dr. Evil and his depraved assistant Tania.
Review by cv
Sex Angels is Private’s XXX version of the Seventies TV series Charlie’s Angels and the two Hollywood remakes. Like the two mainstream movies, this one is a campier version of the original TV series. The three detectives are dark-haired Gwendoline (part-Asian Mya Diamond playing the Lucy Liu character), petite blonde Marcy (played by the luscious Sandy Style), and statuesque Tracy (amply handled by Jenifer Dark). Sylvia Lancome and Tony Ribas play the main villians.
I’m not going to describe all the sex in Xavi Dominguez’s 146 minute feature since that has been done quite well in another review.
Introduction (non-sex)
The Angels are trying to defuse a bomb; Tracy (Jenifer Dark) elects to cut the blue wire. Boom! Oops. We cut to Wally’s Private Investigation Agency, apparently located in beautiful San Francisco — at least according to the location shots (or stock footage as the case may be). Wally? Haha, when I hear that name, I immediately think of the Wally World amusement park from National Lampoon’s Vacation.
Scene 1: Sandy Style, two guys
While Gwendoline (Mya Diamond) and Jenifer are conversing with Wally about their next assignment, Marcy (Sandy Style) is taking on her own assignment of taking on two dicks. World destruction is what the Angels are going to protect us from. She gets her pussy pounded in a couple of positions while she sucks the other guy’s dick before she switches to a reverse anal cowgirl (which also includes some enthusiastic self-administered pussy slapping). Quite a lot of anal piledriver follows, but it’s one-on-one action so I don’t know if the other guy took a break or if they’re tag-teaming. The guy pumping her ass eventually pulls out and jerks to wet finish; he cums all over her non-gaping anus and pussy. Magically, the other guy has reappeared with his dick in her mouth but we never see him cum. After that little session, Sandy is all ready to fight crime.
Scene 2: Mya Diamond, two guys
At Dojo Xin-Lu in Chinatown, we get to see a little kendo (Japanese bamboo sword fighting, incorrectly referred to as ninjutsu in the Making Of video). After the match, the two swordsmen start a little towel-snapping fight in the sauna. Mya stops the boys’ antics, first with her gun, then with her big guns. A nice double-blowjob ensues before one guy sticks his sword in her tight twat. They switch off positions a number of times before she gets her butt poked. The reverse anal cowgirl eventually leads to an energetic DP before the guys blow their nuts: one on her tits, the other over her face. We get treated to some nice post-pop cum and cock play. After getting what she wanted, she gets what she wants, some information.
Scene 3: Sandy, some women
Sandy and Jenifer meet “Tania” (Sylvia Lancome) at a lesbian bar; since the two Angels don’t want to blow their cover, they make out. Sylvia proposes a job at her place, but Sandy takes a detour to the bathroom. And some detour it is as she gets fondled by some faceless hands.
Scene 4: Sandy, Jenifer, Silvia
Sandy and Jenifer are escorted to a dungeon-like area and are ordered to undress. The two girls are forced to lick Silvia’s boots as she stands over them, armed with a strap-on dildo and switch. Looks like the evil bitch knows what to do with that strap-on as goes after the girls with gusto both vaginally and anally. After being sated, Silvia finally orders them out; the girls are given another clue/pointer as the evil lady gets ready to fly off to Switzerland.
Scene 5: Silvia, two guys
We get treated to the classic James Bond-style ski chase (filmed in the Pyrenees rather than in the Alps), but instead of 007, it’s snowboarding Mya who gets away from the two-planking goons. For failing their mission, Tania orders the two hitmen to make up for their ineptitude. The apres-ski action continues as they switch a number of times with different cocks ending up in different holes, including her ass. The guys pound her in a couple of DP positions before they unload over her tits and face (including her silly eyepatch). Mya crashes the party; after knocking Silvia out, she convinces one of the goons to tell her more about the hidden bomb.
Scene 6: Sandy, Jenifer, two guys
The bomb is apparently at the hairdresser’s, so that’s where Sandy and Jenifer end up. When the hairdresser’s looks more like a fetish club. The girls don’t turn down massages though; soon they reciprocate. As Sandy gets her pussy pounded in reverse cowgirl, I wonder why I don’t get these kind of massages. The action switches back and forth before finally Jenifer gets DP-ed. The action moves back to one-on-one and ends up with a rather weak pair of cumshots as the girls kiss. Well, the girls are still determined to get their hair done, but it ends up being a trap as the hair dryers spew knock-out gas.
Scene 7: Mya, Tony Ribas
Mya gets to kick a couple of guys butts’ before she meets up with the evil mastermind of world destruction played by Tony Ribas. Well, the evil guy quickly decides that it’s far better plugging Mya’s ass, rather than the world’s.
Epilogue
The girls finally free themselves; now it’s time to save the world and they’re left with the same choice as before. Is it the blue wire or the black one?
Production Values
Looks like this feature was mostly shot on film, 35mm in a slight widescreen format (perhaps it’s the standard 1.85:1 format). The audio is in Dolby 5.1 Surround. The film to DVD transfer quality is pretty good overall, with just a few glitches notably when the lighting conditions are rather dark.
Summary
Private and Xavi Dominguez have put together a fun little feature film; like the mainstream Charlie’s Angels movies, it’s a bit campy, but that’s okay. The storyline is a bit thin which is magnified by the awkward dialogue since none of the actors are native English speakers.
Beyond the storyline, the sets, Private doesn’t lose track about what’s the most important thing: beautiful babes having hot sex. Private rarely disappoints there; the sex scenes are lengthy, with good variety (including anal action and some double penetrations).
Now why the hell did they delete the Bosley character? They should have called Ron Jeremy. 😊
