Apparently everybody is doing it but who are THEY? A Real Swinger’s Orgy pulls back the heavy velvet curtains on an underground polyamorous society that tantalizingly could contain your female doctor, your boss’s wife or the young couple across the street. Featuring footage from a real swinger’s party that took place in San Francisco with 80 amateur swingers and 20 porn stars get together to fuck each other’s brains out but you never know who you will meet. Michael goes to the doctor for a check up and makes small talk with her. Later that week at the party he frantically fucks a masked lady from behind only to discover to his embarrassment that he just screwed his family doctor.
Directed by: Peter Acworth
Ropey Volley, 2009
Winner: Most Gleeful Porn
Review by loverboy
A lengthy setup including scenarios where a patient is visiting his doctor and later meets her at a swinger party, a producer setting the swinger party up for a camera shoot calling his friends to make sure they will come to the party. The camera man would rather be in front of the camera as talent and pesters the producer until he gets a chance to prove his talent. It’s not Academy Award winning material, but at least an attempt at a story.
The sex is kind of slow in starting. Scene one is a bj with the camera man trying to use his small tool to impress the producer and let him do more. Later another couple invited to the party via telephone are in bed and it looks like we are going to get a sex scene, but after a little bj action it fades out. The first real scene is between an average couple the producer invites for a tryout on a leather sofa. Condom action (Condom in a Private movie? Hmmm) includes anal.
When the “Swinger’s Orgy” finally gets underway, there are several scenes of good action with multiple pairs/threesomes doing it at a time. Many of the male talent are usual porn stars of the day as you can see above from the cast listings. The “80 Amateur Swingers” billed as being in the cast mill around in the background making background noise and wearing masks and not fucking. Too bad and not participating in the action so very much over advertised. Camera work is ok but as usual multiple fucks going on at the same time are not easy to capture. Perhaps Private’s Euro camera team should have shown up as some of the angles aren’t that inspired.
Extras include a bonus scene more in the traditional Private technique featuring a Euro looking cast at a 2008 New Years Eve Party orgy which was filmed better than the main feature. Also included trailers for Lesbian First Timers, Euro Anal Chicks, Private Life of Kathy Campbel, Tight Ass in Black Tights and Indecency. Language options: English, French, Spanish.
