There was no heat in the apartment so I called Johnny the plumber to see what was wrong. I didn’t quite know how to express how cold I really was, so I pulled down my shirt & showed him. I mean the cold was almost freezing my nipples off! He immediately took a hands-on approach to my problem & got my temperature rising again with his special 9 inch snake tool! Thank goodness for a good plumber, it’s actually getting really hot in here now!
