My granny used to say that diamonds are a girl’s best friends. Well, I think my best friend is my dildo, then! It’s always hard, it’s always handy, even if my boyfriend’s away. And who’s your best friend?

My granny used to say that diamonds are a girl’s best friends. Well, I think my best friend is my dildo, then! It’s always hard, it’s always handy, even if my boyfriend’s away. And who’s your best friend?
