Engage!
Join Picard (Giles), Riker (Rocco Reed), Crusher (Kimberly Kane), and the rest of the Enterprise crew as they boldly go into the final frontier of adult cinema! While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren Class M planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryo. Is she the real Tasha Ya? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different? Follow all of your favorite characters as they engage in the biggest sexual adventure of the 24th century!
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. April O’Neil, Rocco Reed
Scene 2. Bobbi Starr, Tyler Knight
Scene 3. Dana DeArmond, Lee Bang
Scene 4. India Summer, Xander Corvus
Scene 5. Kimberly Kane, Xander Corvus
Honors and Awards
AVN Awards, 2012
Winner: Best Supporting Actor, Xander Corvus
Nominee: Best Special Effects
Nominee: Best Director: Parody, Sam Hain
Nominee: Best Screenplay: Parody
Nominee: Best Non-Sex Performance, Giles Aston
Nominee: Best Makeup
Nominee: Best Parody: Drama
Nominee: Best Overall Marketing Campaign: Individual Project
Nominee: Best Supporting Actor, Lee Bang
Nominee: Best Art Direction
Nominee: Best Cinematography
Nominee: Best DVD Extras
XBiz Awards, 2012
Nominee: Supporting Acting Performance of the Year: Male, Rocco Reed
Nominee: Non-Sex Acting Performance of the Year, Giles Aston
Nominee: Acting Performance of the Year: Female, India Summer
XRCO Awards, 2012
Nominee: Best Parody: Drama
Review by astroknight
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Sam Hain is easily one of the best directors out there when it comes to adult parodies, and it looks like virtually no expense was spared with this one. I’m going into this one with extremely high expectations.
Initial Reaction: Although it did stumble for me at a couple points, this is a very well done parody that’s well worth checking out.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Star Trek themed porn
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a little nastier sex mixed in here and there
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and sound every bit as good as the original series would. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks just as good as the original as well. The third scene is a little murky, which might be deliberate with how much care is put into the look of the rest of the movie. Beyond that, the lighting is excellent, the camera work is smooth, and the picture is very clear.
Music: The music is especially well done, both in balance and style. It varies nicely in balance with the rest of the audio so that it enhances the experience rather than interfering with it. It also has a style that feels extremely true to the original source to make the movie all the stronger.
The Feature
Unless you’ve been living in a cage located under a rock that’s inside a cave, you’ve heard of Star Trek and most of its spin-offs. Here Sam Hain tackles its first and most well known spin-off porn style as a routine investigation of a barren planet turns up the body of former crew member Tasha Yar (India Summer).
Scene 1 – April O’Neil and Rocco Reed
Rocco and brunette April head to the holodeck to discuss the situation as well as to unwind a little. Rocco sets the holodeck to look like the bridge before April drops down to start sucking and stroking his cock as they work her out of her lavender jumpsuit. April’s black bra follows soon after to release her great rack as she continues working Rocco over with her hand and mouth while giving him plenty of great eyes. He lets April get in the captain’s chair to fuck her from behind before letting her get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. April turns around for the traditional cowgirl before laying back and letting Rocco give it to her in missionary. Finally Rocco lets April have a nice pop over her great tits.
This is a hot opening scene. The location is very nicely used and fits great with the original source. There’s nice chemistry between Rocco and April, and they feel right in their roles as Riker and Troi. This is a very strong opening for the movie sexually.
Scene 2 – Bobbi Starr and Tyler Knight
Tyler needs program Bobbi to help him run some tests, as well as to give him some sweet, sweet loving in the holodeck. They kiss before he starts stripping her down and kissing his way around her back and chest. They continue kissing on a couch as Bobbi helps Tyler out of his pants to suck and stroke his cock. She gets on top to ride him in each of the cowgirls before kissing him and laying back to let Tyler fuck her missionary style. Bobbi mixes in a little more oral action for Tyler and lets him take her from behind before he strokes himself to a decent pop on her tits.
This is a pretty good scene. Bobbi puts out nice energy and vocals, and as always, looks great. At the same time the scene never pulled me in completely and seemed a bit forced into the movie rather than fitting int as well as the opening scene. This is a good scene, but not a great one.
Scene 3 – Dana DeArmond and Lee Bangs
After Ensign Dana watches India spar with Lee, she moves in to kiss him to take out a little more of their aggression. She has the holodeck doors lock as soon as they’re left alone and quickly drops down to start sucking Lee’s big black bone and to let him fuck her face. Lee starts fucking Dana from behind standing up as she bends over for him before taking to the floor so she can ride him in each of the cowgirls with a little more oral mixed in. They spoon before Dana gets on top for a little more reverse cowgirl, and then gives herself some good finger action as Lee fucks her face. They finish fucking standing up bow and arrow style before Dana drops odwn to a good facial finish.
This is a pretty good scene. Dana and Lee have very good chemistry, and Dana looks like she has several orgasms as they fuck. They keep things moving well, but the picture quality seems to drop a little with the video here seeming a bit murky or foggy. I know parodies are supposed to be more couples friendly, but it also seemed like this would have been a good place for some good hard anal with how warlike the Klingons are. This is a good scene that still left me wanting a bit more.
Scene 4 – India Summer and Xander Corvus
After discussing their past relationship, India gets it on with Xander starting with sucking his cock and letting him suck and play with her tits. She quickly moves on to ride him cowgirl style with a little assplay mixed in before turning around for the reverse cowgirl. It doesn’t take long for Xander to pop a mighty load on her chest and stomach, and India strokes it all out before going right back to riding him and appearing to have a few orgasms. India also lets him take her from behind and gives it up bow and arrow style before Xander pops on her tits.
This is another solid scene even though India in a blonde wig just doesn’t seem right. Both India and Xander have shown themselves to be more than competent both with their clothes on as well as off, and they have nice chemistry together here. They keep things moving at a nice pace and India puts out some nice energy and vocals. This is a hot scene.
Scene 5 – Kimberly Kane and Xander Corvus
Kimberly moves in to comfort the Captain to close things out. She gives him a kiss before dropping down to pull down his pants and take his cock into her mouth. Kimberly eagerly sucks his cock with some nice throat action and a bit of spit mixed in. She encourages him to sit back in her chair as she strips down a little and continues to work him over orally while also encouraging him to play with and slap her tits. Finally Kimberly takes a nice facial finish to close out the sex.
This is a solid oral scene, which is no surprise with Kimberly Kane. She puts out some very nice effort working Giles and Xander over orally, and the switch between the two going to POV is very nicely done. The scene seems a bit stretched out, but Kimberly makes it work with a few different angles as well as mixing things up with a bit of titty play. Add in the nice pop to close things out and you have a surprisingly solid end for the movie.
Star Trek: The Next Generation A XXX Parody is a very well done parody. It’s obvious that budget was not spared when it comes to building the atmosphere of the movie, as the costumes, makeup, sets, and music are all excellent. The casting is also very well done with my biggest complaint about the cast being that India Summer just didn’t look right for me in the blonde wig. Sexually the action is solid, but not excellent. The camera work is well done and captures the action very well, but it often left me feeling like it was being held back a little to make things more couples friendly. Beyond that complaint, the sex in this parody is very well done. Although I had a few minor quibbles (not to be confused with Tribbles) with this release, Star Trek: The Next Generation A XXX Parody is a very well done parody that stays true to the source and should please fans as well as those new to it.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, interracial, and oral
Raincoat Factor: Medium
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:
Currently, many stores are offering New Sensations / Revolution X parodies for between about $20 and $30 with a few stores offering them at the low end. If you’re a fan of the original series as well as porn, this one’s going to be well worth the money. The movie is well done with an obviously large budget and a feeling that’s true to the original. The technical aspects show a lot of care, and there’s some very good effort put into the extras. This is an impressive release that’s definitely worth picking up.
Note to New Sensations / Revolution X: What can I say but “Wow!”?
