Starring: Judy Angel, Reb Sawitz, Fran Spector
Saddle up, pardners, for a horny hoedown as “Boris Ballsitch,” a captain in the Russian Secret Service, travels to America to experience our “capitalistic ways”. What better place than at a whorehouse?
He winds up at “The Dude Ranch” and meets a cast of characters that sound like they walked off the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. There’s “Jack Ticklewell,” “Long John the Handyman,” and “Miss Little,” the golden-haired proprietor of the Nude, er, I mean Dude Ranch (played by Mona’s mother JUDY ANGEL) where Boris (a fat Wolfman Jack) look-alike with a sloppy accent and bloodshot eyes) is introduced to the tender loins of Miss Little’s nasty nymphos.
After much vulgarity and hilarity (including a big poolside poke) his dick’s as shriveled up as Norman Bate’s mother. Boris finds out American girls are as addictive as Lays Potato Chips. Betcha can’t eat just one!
