You’ve coached Clara Trinity for a while now, and ever since she turned 18, well…she’s been a handful. In fact, she’s got a new nickname — “Clara The Troublemaker”: goofing off at cheer practice; sneaking out of the cabin at cheer camp; Clara’s tardy almost every practice! It’s just gotten to be too much. That’s why Clara’s at your place. It’s time to cut her from the squad. Sure, Clara’s your best flyer, and there’s no other tiny, 90 pounders that can pull off the arial tricks Clara can. But enough’s enough. Time to put your foot down! You expected some pushback, sure — especially with Clara’s behavior lately. What you weren’t expecting was Clara The Slut! Clara The Tease. Clara The Swallower. She got you so worked up, whatever didn’t go down her throat wound up all over her pretty face!! How can you cut Clara from the team now, Coach?!?
