From the award-winning director Joone comes the bigest epic in the history of adult films. This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires…
Pirates features deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors, Jesse Jane in her first girl/girl scene with Janine & Carmen Luvana, dirty pirate whores (Teagan Presley, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie and many more), awe-inspiring Incan magic, grandiose sea battles, loads of special features & hot extras within a 3 disc set, and 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema!
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Carmen Luvana, Kris Slater
Scene 2. Jesse Jane, Scott Nails
Scene 3. Devon, Teagan Presley, Evan Stone
Scene 4. Jesse Jane, Steven St. Croix
Scene 5. Carmen Luvana, Jenaveve Jolie
Scene 6. Austyn Moore, Evan Stone
Scene 7. Janine, Tommy Gunn
Scene 8. Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane
Scene 9. Carmen Luvana, Kris Slater
Scene 10. Janine, Jesse Jane
AVN Awards, 2006
Winner: Best Director: Video, Joone
Nightmoves, 2005
Winner: First Choice Winners
Nightmoves Fan Awards, 2006
Winner: Best Film
X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All Time, 2015
Winner: One of the Greatest Adult Films of All Time
Review by astroknight
When they sail from Spain after being married, Carmen Luvana and Kris Slater don’t expect their ship to be intercepted by bloodthirsty pirate Tommy Gunn and his right hand gal Janine. She’s thrown overboard and left for dead, but rescued by fairly clueless pirate hunter Evan Stone and his extremely loyal right hand gal Jesse. Together they set out to rescue Kris and take down Tommy come hell or high water.
Scene 1 – Carmen Luvana and Kris Slater
Kris and Carmen consummate their marriage for their first time as their ship sails across the sea. Kris licks her pussy before letting Carmen work on his cock with her mouth and bit fat titties. They start their fucking with a little doggie before getting in a bit of spooning. Finally, Kris pulls out and pops on Carmen’s pussy before they kiss a little more.
This is an okay scene. It’s on the softer side, but at the same time that works very well for the characters and is helped out by some very nice chemistry between Carmen and Kris. It’s bigger problem is that it feels a bit rushed with the oral being very short and no position changes being shown. This is a decent scene, but with a little effort it could have been much better.
Scene 2 – Jesse Jane and Scott Nails
Jesse starts things out lying back off a bed sucking Scott’s cock as he licks her pussy. She lets him sit back on the bed while sucking him, and even lets him pin her arms back a little. Scott rewards her with some tonguing for her bald beaver before fucking her missionary style. Jesse also bounces on his cock cowgirl style before taking a pretty good facial finish.
This is a nicely hot scene. There’s great chemistry between Jesse and Scott, and they aren’t afraid to get a little intense. They never get over the top intense, but neither of them look like they want to be cute or like they’re worried about hurting each other. Once again there aren’t any position changes, but there’s still plenty of heat to keep the scene going. This is a hot scene that nicely picks things up for the movie sexually.
Scene 3 – Devon, Teagan, and Evan Stone
The girls lead a fairly clueless Evan into the brothel and get him a bit of grog before sharing a kiss with each other and taking him to the bedroom. The girls don pirate hats when Evan tells them that he dreams of being a great pirate hunter before Devon sits on his face and the girls team up on his cock orally. Devon moves up to ride Evan reverse cowgirl style as Teagan plays with her pussy a little and gives her tits a few sucks. Evan takes Devon doggie style next before letting her lie back and take it missionary style with Teagan choking her a little and diddling herself while watching. Finally, the girls let Evan stroke himself off between their faces.
This is a pretty darn hot scene. Both Devon and Teagan look fantastic, and both Evan and Devon really seem to get into each other. Teagan comes off as the weak spot in the scene, as she never really gets involved with it. Yes, she sucks Devon’s tits a little and diddles herself, but so freaking what? They’re supposed to be whores! This is another pretty good scene that once again could have been better with a little more effort.
Scene 4 – Jesse Jane and Steven St. Croix
In the bar, Jesse goes right to fucking Steven cowgirl style on the floor of the bar. She backs off to energetically suck Steven’s cock, and doesn’t hesitate to take him into her throat repeatedly. Steven fucks Jesse doggie style before she sucks him again and climbs up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. Jesse lies back on the floor for a little missionary work before Steven pops from her pussy all the way up to her face.
Jesse turns out another great scene here. She and Steven have great chemistry together, and Jesse really turns out an energetic fuck. At Steven’s age I really hope Digital Playground had a doctor on set in case Jesse killed him! This is a darn hot scene and the only thing that holds it back is the lack of position changes.
Scene 5 – Carmen Luvana and Jenaveve Jolie
After capturing Carmen, Jenaveve decides to give the gathered pirates a show with her. After verbally putting her down, Jenaveve sucks Carmen’s tits and licks her pussy as the guys hold her back in a chair. Carmen quickly admits how good it feels and shares a playful and lustful kiss with Jenaveve when she comes up. She lets Jenaveve go back down on her before bending over for Jenaveve and letting her finger her pussy while pulling her hair. Carmen takes control and fingers Jenaveve back as she lies back on the floor and gets on all fours for her. They mix in plenty of finger sucking and kissing as well as a little ass eating. Finally, the girls grind their pussies together before looking completely spent and satisfied.
This is one heck of a great scene. I love how it started out with a dark feeling before the girls got into it. There’s great chemistry between the girls as well as some fantastic intensity. The girls have great fire in their eyes and leave no doubt as to whether or not they’re into each other. This is a fantastic scene, and easily one of the best in the movie.
Scene 6 – Austyn Moore and Evan Stone
Austyn comes to the rescue, but demands that Evan satisfy her sexually. He plays with her pussy while sucking her tits before moving his mouth down to her muff. Austyn sucks his cock in return before letting him fuck her missionary style. Evan licks her pussy from behind before fucking it, and finishes things up giving her an impressive facial and letting her suck up what’s left.
This is a hot scene. Austyn looks cute as can be and adds some decent humor to the scene. She comes off as a great match with Evan, and although the chemistry isn’t the best here even that works towards the overall movie. I do like how they mix in a little oral between positions, as it helps to cover the lack of position changes. This is a pretty hot scene.
Scene 7 – Janine and Tommy Gunn
After putting a knife to Tommy’s throat, Janine has him lick and finger her pussy as she strips off a few lays of clothing. She reciprocates with some knob gobbling before impaling her pussy on Tommy’s cock cowgirl style. She lets him spank her ass and even slides a finger into it while riding him before letting Tommy take her from behind. Finally, Janine gets down and takes Tommy’s penis potion all over her face.
This is another hot scene. There’s plenty of intensity between Janine and Tommy, and even though it’s a vaginal only scene there’s a darkness to it that fits the characters. I’m not a huge fan of tattoos, but Janine’s really looked right here and helped with both her character and the sex. Sadly, the scene was held back a bit by the lack of position changes and being overly short, but there’s still plenty of heat here. This is a hot scene that felt like it had the potential to be even better.
Scene 8 – Carmen Luvana and Jesse Jane
After telling Jesse about her earlier lesbian experience, Carmen asks to feel that same feeling again. They kiss and slap each other while holding each other tight, and even spit on each other a bit. They finger each other hard and devour each other orally, with Jesse starting it out and Carmen following it up with her own turn. Carmen even fingers both of Jesse’s holes after she rolled over before letting Jesse grind against her. Finally, the girls finish things up with a nasty look while appearing to be done with each other.
This is one hell of a hot scene! It’s rough and energetic, and shows both Carmen and Jesse at their best. It’s great to see Jesse take it in the ass, and they both seem to know just what the other wants. This scene is every bit as good as Carmen’s scene with Jenaveve, and I think it could have lasted ten times longer without getting old. This is a great scene!
Scene 9 – Carmen Luvana and Kris Slater
After confessing her infidelities to Kris, Carmen finds out that it turns him on and they get it on again. They kiss briefly before Carmen rides him in both cowgirls. She hops off and gives Kris plenty of cocksucking before taking a small pop in her mouth.
This is a pretty hot scene. I love how Carmen is more energetic and intense here, although the scene seemed way too short. The pop shot was also disappointing, as were the lack of positions. There’s a lot to dislike about this scene, but Carmen’s energy and chemistry with Kris help it to still be a hot scene.
Scene 10 – Janine and Jesse Jane
After chatting about her future, Jesse and Janine share a soft kiss. Jesse moves down to suck Janine’s tit, with Janine pulling her head in for some hard loving. Janine throws her back to lick her pussy before they take turns giving each other some hard fingering. After fingering both of Jesse’s holes, Janine fucks her pussy with a lit candle. She even adds a second candle to Jesse’s ass. Jesse gives her a little candle action in return before the scene comes to an abrupt end.
This is a pretty hot final scene. The girls have great chemistry together and I love the intensity of the scene. My only real complaints with this scene are that first, it came to a very abrupt end feeling like there was still plenty more to go, and second, it seemed way too short. Janine is one of the best known women in porn of the last decade and Jesse has made more than a name for herself with Digital Playground. To cut this scene so short just seems wrong, and although I really enjoyed what there was of it, the scene didn’t come close to satisfying me. This is a pretty hot scene that needed to last much longer.
Pirates is a very impressive adult movie. I put the emphasis on the “movie” in that statement because unlike so many other adult features, you can feel Joone and the cast striving to have as much of a mainstream feel to the movie as possible. There’s characters that have depth and growth as well as a plot that develops over the movie rather than just existing as a framework for the sex scenes. Yes, there’s plenty of sex scenes, and they have very nice chemistry as well as fitting into the movie very well. Much of the credit for these things working goes to the cast, with Jesse Jane, Janine, and Carmen Luvana really standing out sexually and Evan Stone and especially Tommy Gunn really standing out for their non-sex performances. There’s no denying that a heck of a lot of care went into Pirates.
All that isn’t to say that this is a perfect adult feature. You can feel Pirates striving for greatness, and I’m sure I could live a very long time off what it cost to make. That said, it often comes up slightly short. There’s a lot of animation and a fair amount of green screen action, but some of the animation comes off a bit too cartoonish. The ships were easily the worst offender, as they never seemed to rock in the water and at times barely even looked to be in the water. The sex also came up a little short, mostly due to rarely showing position changes and occasionally feeling on the short side. Stretching Pirates out with another twenty minutes of sex to two and a half hours, or even better taking it up to three hours, would have really helped things out.
Although it has a few minor problems, I can’t help but recommend Pirates. It goes a long way to showing how much potential adult features can have, and I even have a smile on my face as I write this due to the care it shows. Although the sex could have been better if tweaked a little, Joone shows that he knows enough to let the performers take charge of the sex and working with what they give him. The cast does a great job working with a well done script that has much the same feel as many of the pirate movies of old. Pirates is easily one of the best adult features to come along in a long time, and I’d be surprised if it isn’t used as one of the movies that future features are compared to for a very long time.
