I could tell there was something funny about this passenger Lucia Love the moment she got in my cab wearing a long black raincoat on a day so brilliantly sunny. All I could think about was what she was hiding under her coat, and it piqued my curiosity even more when she told me she’d […]
This hot blonde Russian got into the taxi today, and boy-howdy, she looked like a masterpiece! I say masterpiece because she was headed to the national museum, a fair activity for a dreary day here in London. I hit on her right away, and asked her if she liked the sausage her in England. I […]
This petite 24 year old brunette named Luna Dark got into my taxi today. Luna had met a man off a dating application, and was on her way to a date with him. She told me she had horrible luck with online dating, and kept catching catfishes. I dropped her off and wished her luck, […]
This lovely petite woman named Luna Truelove got into my cab today. She was heading to the gym, and we got to chatting. She told me she was from Kazakhstan, but had lived here in Prague for about seven years. Late for her workout, Luna starts to change in the car, and I looked up […]
I was late to pick up this sexy Spanish babe Macarena Lewis, and the Barcelonian was not happy with me. We started driving, and she asked if I knew Spanish. I know a few words, but what I wanted to learn was how to say “tits.” To my surprised, Macarena showed me her boobs! When […]
I was having a pretty bad day, but green-haired slut Phoenix Medina showed up and cheered me up quickly! I had just been forced to replace the suspension, and was out 700 quid, but Phoenix knew just how to cheer an old pervert like me up: she spread her legs and showed me her bald […]
Marica Chanelle got into the taxi today with her boyfriend, an American bloke. They were doing the tourist thing, but I could tell pretty quick he was angry with her. He complained about how long she took to get ready, and even about her cooking, but what was most shocking was when he demanded I […]
My pops called me up and asked me to give Marica Chanelle a ride in the Fake Taxi. John had a some kind of dirty deal with her, so he needed me to fill in by filling her in! Marica wanted to go to London, so I got into the backseat to let her pay […]
This man asked me to transport a bag to the airport today. I am not a delivery man, but I could use the cash, so I agreed to take the bag for a bonus. We loaded the bag into the taxi, and my goodness, it was heavy. As I drove along, the bag started to […]
I picked up this Peruvian honey named Marina Gold today. Marina was on her way to meet up with friends in the center of town so they could attend a concert. The cutie was talking about how Europe had the hottest guys, and she was looking for dick at the concert. She put in her […]
Seeing Masked Maya flagging down the Fake Taxi for a second time immediately woke the Bishop. I asked her where she wanted to go and she responded “to the middle of the field, please,” and I knew I was in for one horny afternoon. Maya had gone home after our last fuck in the backseat […]
Luca Ferraro can’t go back to Italy with a flu spreading there, and laments his situation… until beautiful brunette Martina Smeraldi knocks on the taxi door. Luca opens the window and asks where she’s from, but quickly rejects her. Not to be denied, Martina flashes Luca her tits and presses them against the window, then […]
May Thai got into the taxi and had drinks with her, so I immediately laid down the law and told her there was no food or beverages allowed in the cab. She had to wee, so I pulled over for her, and while she was peeing she snuck open a beverage. She obviously ended up […]
It was a really hot day outside when I picked up this Czech babe named Maya B. The cute brunette was on her way to meet up with a friend in the city centre so they could go shopping together. I cheekily asked if she’d ever been intimate with a woman, and the naughty minx […]
I was driving the Fake Taxi and minding my own business saw tattooed babe Megan Inky running down the street… with her tits out! I picked her up, and Megan told me that she fucking her lover when his girlfriend caught them, so she had to bail. She was all mad she didn’t even get […]
This lovely, skinny French babe named Megane Lopez got into the Fake Taxi this afternoon. Megane was visiting London for the first time, and had no real plan, just to do tourist things. It was very hot in the car, and the AC was still broken, so the little exhibitionist stripped out of her dress […]
This brunette in a cap and gown named Melany Mendez got into my taxi today. She spoke no English, but was able to ask me to take her to the ceremony. I knew where it was, so we got to driving, and as the ride was underway, the slut got her tits out and started […]
One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us […]
This beautiful, skinny brunette got into my Taxi today. Her name was Mia Trejsi, and she was wearing this tight pink dress. I was embarrassed to find out that Mia knew who I was. She recognized me from stories her girlfriends had told her about how they earned discounts in my Taxi before. She wanted […]
This stewardess got into the taxi today, wearing the uniform with the blouse, the rollie-bag, all of it! Her name was Mina Moreno, and she was a little shy when it came to my jokes. She had a boyfriend, and I told her he was a lucky man! When I offered her a free ride […]
I almost kicked newspaper journalist Misha out of my taxi today. She kept insisting I was John, the Fake Taxi Driver, and started to interrogate me on all these fake news stories going around about fake taxi drivers having fake sex in fake council car parks and whatnot. I told her she could use this […]
I saw this lass approaching the cab. I knew she was a slut, because it was fucking cold, but she was wearing a mini skirt. She introduced herself as Alessandra, and was headed to the city. I saw she had a nice body, so I complimented her, and this made her horny. She started to […]
I was on break when this petite brunette got into the cab. Her name was Nataly Gold, and she was feeling sick, and needed to go to the pharmacy. Turns out it was morning sickness, and Nataly was pregnant. I have a bit of a fetish for pregnant women, so I told her, and she […]
Normally I wouldn’t pry when I pick a passenger at the doctor’s office, but when Nathaly Cherie jumped in my cab, I was willing to try anything to make conversation. Nathaly was a bit shy about answering my questions, but I was thrilled to see her modesty didn’t carry over to undoing her bra and […]
This big-boobed, snobby blonde named Nathaly Cherie got into the Fake Taxi today. She was wearing a white top, and clearly a germaphobe. She berated me for the cleanliness of the taxi, then insisted she would not pay. I told her I would drive to the police if that was the case. She didn’t want […]
I picked up petite Hungarian brunette Nikki Fox, and let me tell you, she was fine as hell! I introduced myself as Big D, and was hoping I’d get to show her why I got that nickname. Nikki was too hot in the taxi, and asked if she could take her top off. I wasn’t […]
Nikki Riddle interrupted my lunch to ask me to take her to a festival. We got to driving, and she said the festival had been expensive, but that guys paid for her ticket. I told her my taxi was also expensive, and she told me she had no cash. As an alternative, she proposed giving […]
Pretty blonde Nikky Dream was headed to Central London today when it started raining, so she flagged down the taxi. She told me she was from Prague and it was her first time in London, so I told her about our ancient tradition dating back 250 years: if a passenger flashes the driver her tits, […]
During my shift, I had to pick up college student Olivia Sparkle who was nervous about her exam. I was already getting turned on by her sexy knee-high socks and then the naughty minx told me she was a virgin. Olivia put me on the spot when she handed me her phone and asked me […]
I picked up this gorgeous Spanish woman named Penelope Cum who was on her way to the altar at the museum. It was so hot in the taxi, and she had a trip, so we got to chatting. I told her she reminded me of a famous singer from Spain, and she told me about […]
A pint-sized bundle of fun flagged the cab down today, big titted blonde MILF Petite Princess Eve. Eve was headed to the city centre and it was her first time in the UK, so I told her about a little tradition us taxi drivers have: flash your tits, get a free ride! This appealed to […]
I had stepped out of the cab for a minute, and when I got back in Petite Princess Eve startled me from the passenger section! I guess I had left the door open, and there she sat, asking for another go at the Bishop. I wasn’t about to say no, so she wanked me as […]
Princess Jas flagged the cab and asked me to drive her to the park at the top of town. She was almost wearing the smallest pair of shorts I had ever seen, and I say almost because they were so small they hardly qualified as shorts in the first place! Jas was moaning, and when […]
I was driving in the Fake Taxi today hunting for cock, and wouldn’t you know it, a stud named Freddy Gong appeared on the side of the road! I love me some big, black cock so I pulled right over. Freddy was headed to school, and since he immediately started complimenting me, I could tell […]
This petite blonde got into the backseat today and told me “just drive.” I thought it was strange, but I’ve had more bizarre requests, so I went along with it. She asked me if I was married, and said she was wondering because I turned her on. I thought it was a prank, but when […]
An American blonde by the name of Red August got into the Fake Taxi today. Red was in England on vacation and doing some sight seeing, and asked me to take her to see some historic sights. As we drove along, the bird asked me if I took American dollars. I thought she might be […]
Romy Indy used the app to book what I call the BBC – the Big, Black Cab! I told the Ebony hottie that they called me Big D, and she knew I was talking about my dick. We got to chatting, and when Romy adjusted her bag, I noticed she had a riding crop in […]
Roxy Lace got into the taxi today and asked me to take her past the train station. It was the afternoon, so I asked if she had cut out of work early, but sadly, she told me that she had been made redundant. Something about bloody Brexit. Don’t get me started on the politicians in […]
Pink-haired pixie Roxy Lace got into the Fake Taxi today, asking for a lift up the sunbed shop. We had barely got to driving when she got a message on her phone informing her she was being offered a new job! I decided to shoot my shot and asked if she wanted to celebrate with […]
This gorgeous Spanish brunette got into my taxi named Rubi Rico. Rubi told me she was a waitress, and had only been in Prague for three weeks. She found it very cold, and was rubbing her body to warm up, and before I knew it, she took her tits out to warm them up too! […]
It was a cold one, the day Sabien DeMonia jumped in the cab asking me to take her somewhere hot. She was just headed up the road, but the cold made her flag the cab down. I wondered out loud if that meant she didn’t have any money, but she was prepared. Shame, I had […]
I stopped to get some fuel, and when I got back from paying, I found busty redhead Sabien Demonia in the backseat! Sabien told me she liked our deal from last time, but I didn’t have any money as I had just spent it all on fuel. We got to driving, and she said she […]
Sabrina Spice jumped into my car demanding I drive quickly, because she was late for class. I told her if she wanted me to drive extra fast, she would have to give me something in return. After I had checked her ID, Sabrina offered to show me her panties. Spreading her legs made the little […]
I was on my lunch break, and not planning to work, but when this beautiful brunette Sarah Simons asked if I was available, I wasn’t about to turn her down. Sarah was going shopping for party goods, and told me she was single, and inviting a bunch of men over. I thought she was very […]
Scartlet Rebel needed a lift, but didn’t have any money to pay for it. I told her I drove a special taxi, then we got to driving. I told her why the taxi was special, and told her to show me her ass. Scarlet acted scandalized, but I could see in her eyes that she […]
This lovely brunette Sereyna Gomez got into the taxi today on her way to Chodov to see a girlfriend. She was running late, and meant to be emotional support to a girlfriend with relationship issues. As we drove, she realized she had forgotten her wallet. I told her I could offer a discount if she […]
When I pulled around the corner and saw Shannon Blue hailing the cab, I just could not believe the size of her tits! Double K. I’d never even heard of a Double K, but I got to see them up close when she got into the backseat. I had to ask her if she would […]
This annoying alt-woman got into the taxi today named Sharlotte Thorne. She didn’t want to open the door because it was “dirty,” and she complained how she hated public transport, and how her fancy car was in the shop. She was so snooty! She told me I knew her father, a famous politician. I didn’t […]
This gorgeous Venezuelan babe named Sheila Ortega got into the Fake Taxi today. Sheila told me she was looking for a husband so she could get a British visa. The road was bumpy, and she didn’t notice, but her tits popped out! They were huge! I let her know, and she tried to seduce me […]
The first time I met Shi, she was a virgin who had never sucked a cock, and was worried about pleasing her boyfriend. Well, the second time I saw her, she was a fucking slut! Shi told me how she had stuck her tongue in her boyfriend’s arse, and how it made him cum all […]
A tall blonde number called the taxi today, and when she got into the car, I saw it was my old fling Shona River! Shona had been in my cab before, and fallen for a line about first timers and giving cabbies blowjobs. Shona was headed to the beach and happy to see me, but […]
This Italian brunette got into the taxi today by the name of Silvia Soprano. She was not used to the weather here, and was freezing cold. Unfortunately, my heater was broken, but as we drove, she started to panic. Suddenly, I heard her say “I can’t feel my pussy! It’s totally frozen!” I told her […]
I saw Sofia the Bum on the side of the road, and she looked lost, so I stopped, and asked if she needed a ride. Sofia, it turns out, had lost her phone, and didn’t know how to get home. She was new to town, so I offered her a ride, and we got to […]
Sophia Grace called me and asked for a ride. She told me she was headed to the park for a yoga lesson, but it was raining, so the lesson was called off. Sophia laid down her mat in the backseat and started to hold some poses, but she quickly decided the real stretching she wanted […]
I saw Sophie Anderson’s big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle […]
I knew Stacy Seran and Princess Paris were trouble the second then flagged down the taxi. The ladies told me they were coming back from the Festival of Love, and wanted to head to the river to chill. I had to stop short at a sign, and Princess Paris squeezed her water bottle all over […]
I was driving along when I saw Talula Thomas bending down, and her arse was so fine that I had to circle the block just to get another peek! On the second pass, I noticed she was limping, so I asked her if she needed any help. Talula told me she was jogging and twisted […]
If you recall, Tara Spades had fucked me in the Fake Taxi right before her wedding, wearing her dress and everything! Well, Tara called me up for a second shot before she headed out on her honeymoon, and didn’t even let me pull off before she had my dick in her mouth! Tara had worn […]
This thick, curvy babe named Taylee Wood got into my taxi today. New to the area, Taylee was on her way to a job interview, and she was very nervous. The only thing that calmed her down was playing with her 20 year old pussy. I told her she could masturbate, it wasn’t a problem. […]
I picked up this familiar looking woman with gorgeous tits, who I would later figure out was the porn star Texas Patti! Patti asked me if I would give her a ride to the strip club, but told me she wasn’t working: it was her day off. I knew she looked familiar, and realized I […]
I was on my way to a meeting with my bank manager when I ran into my old friend, Marcus, and his lover, Texas Patti! Marcus had his camera with him, and they were getting up to naughty fun, but I really had to make this meeting, so I offered to let them borrow the […]
I had finished my shift for the day, and thought I’d have a cheeky wank in the backseat of the Fake Taxi, when Tiffany Rousso opened the door. I told her I was off work, but it was raining, so I let her take shelter next to me. Tiffany was a blonde MILF who was […]
This smoking hot 22 year old Brazilian got into the Fake Taxi this morning. Her English wasn’t the best, but she was able to communicate she was a pornstar! With the big tits on her, I had no problem believing it. She didn’t have much money, so I offered her a deal: a blowjob for […]
Tiny Tina got into the taxi and asked me to take her to the city center. She was on the phone with her girlfriend, Theresa, and planning a romantic evening. I had never given a ride to a lesbian before, so I was very curious. I asked if she had ever tried a penis, and […]
