Anya Krey is in her room in the Fake Hostel dancing and shaking her big ass when she hears a noise from the hall. Going outside to check, Anya finds a filthy Ricky Rascal has collapsed out of a room she didn’t know existed before. Ricky asks Anya what year it is, but Anya can’t […]
When Troop 69 troop master George Uhl sees a disturbance in the sky, he takes his scouts Amy Red and Lovita Fate to the one place he knows they can hide, the Fake Hostel. The troop teleports to the Hostel, where they hear a couple fucking in the next room over. George assigns the top […]
The holiday season continues at the Fake Hostel, with the Landlord visited by the first of the three apparitions his brother warned him about…although she looks just like his wife, the Landlady, dressed in goth gear! The dark vision repeats the warning to change his ways and stop fucking the guests, making the Landlord eat […]
Walking into her rented room at the Fake Hostel, Katy Rose accidentally drops her nail polish under the bed! Katy crawls under the bed to find her possession, but when she tries to get out, she finds herself stuck! Her cries for help attract Cherry Kiss, who steps away from cleaning her sex toy to […]
After a lengthy stay at an outdoor music festival Elena Vega and Josephine Jackson seek refuge in the Fake Hostel. In need of a hot shower and a comfy bed, Elena and Josephine are greeted by the Landlord, who is infatuated with their smell. Turned on, the Landlord leads the ladies to their rooms and […]
Social media models Freya Dee and Monica Brown are snapping pics in the Fake Hostel for their influencer feeds when photojournalist Vince Karter enters the room and slumps down on a beanbag chair. Exhausted after spending four sleepless nights in Syria, Vince just wants to rest, but the so-called models demand he takes pictures of […]
The heat is out at the Fake Hostel, and guests Andreina Deluxe and Freya Dee are freezing in their bunkbeds! The ladies throw on as many layers as they can, then call reception and demand the Landlord fix things. When the Landlord arrives in the room, the ladies scream for heat, so he sits down […]
Adreina Deluxe and Cherry Kiss are dancing in the laundry room of the Fake Hostel while emptying Cherry’s bag into the washing machine. As they get to the end, Adreina finds something she wasn’t supposed to: Cherry’s big, black dildo! Then, as the ladies play tug of war over the sex toy, Axel Aces wanders […]
As music blares through the Fake Hostel, Elena Vega heads into the hall to investigate. Finding the Landlord’s Wife (Kathy Anderson) in a bedroom, Elena gets excited, and quickly strips. As things get hot and heavy, a knock comes from the Fake Hostel’s front door. At the door is Officer Angelo, investigating a noise complaint. […]
I was tinkering with the car wiring for Ryan, because he had been complaining about the power steering. Ryan was trying to hurry me along, because he had a lesson booked with the boss’ wife Amber Jayne. He went into the office to sort it out, but soon I felt a smack on my arse. […]
I was thrilled when I got the contract to train everyone at Marc Kaye’s company who needed driving lessons, but I was quite surprised when my first student was his wife, Amber Jayne! It wasn’t Amber’s first time in the Mean Orange Machine, but with her husband in the back, she didn’t want to go […]
I was working on the Mean Orange Machine when Louise Lee walked up asking about Ryan. I hadn’t heard from Ryan since the day before, and told her so. Louise said her and Ryan were supposed to go on a date, but it looked like he had stood her up! She was unhappy, but suggested […]
Fake Driving School Head Instructor Ryan Ryder has a new trainee in the Mean Orange Machine, enthusiastic potential Luke Hardy! Luke is so excited to be part of the LFDS team that he even makes himself his own trainee badge. When Ryan is called away to an “emergency” lesson with a student, he leaves Luke […]
Ryan was really upset after our lesson today, all because I had taken a year and a half off of lessons to travel. Sure, I forgot everything, but you’re only young once, and travel is important. Louise was the student after me, I guess, because when Ryan left the car, she got in. We got […]
The first sign Marc was not your typical FDS student came from how he was dressed: Ryan joked he was on his way to a wedding! The next clue, was Marc’s driving ability. His technique was just too streamlined for him to be a normal student. I questioned him about his skill level and he […]
New learner Longwood is nervous about taking his test after only four lessons, but Ryan Ryder assures him that he’s ready before introducing blonde examiner Georgie Lyall. It turns out that Ryan was rather overoptimistic, because while Longwood does quite well for someone who’s only had four driving lessons, he’s definitely not ready to pass […]
It had been sometime since I had seen Mr. Longwood, and due to our history, I was a little nervous to see him. It was the day of his driving test, but when he told me he had a girlfriend, that was all that I could think about. Longwood did well enough on his exam, […]
It was my first day on the job as the new Fake Driving School examiner, and I could not have been more excited! Ryan didn’t seemed thrilled, but I knew he’d eventually come around. My student was Sam Bourne, and he was nervous. Sam had already failed one test, and didn’t do any better the […]
As soon as sophisticated Sade Rose showed up and started talking about punctuality, I couldn’t wait to feel the ebony beauty’s tongue in my arse! This exotic little treat needed fast money, but being so ladylike, she wasn’t sure about porn. Our talk made her horny, though, and the thick darling agreed to give sex […]
Busty and beautiful Candy Sexton was sitting on my casting couch today! A regular on naughty TV chat lines, this vixen is no stranger to providing pleasure, but today, she’s interested in branching out and trying something a little filthier: porn! Just my kind of gal. Candi peeled off her sexy lingerie to show me […]
It’s not often I get birds from Australia on my casting couch, so I was curious as to how Yasmin Scott got my number! The pretty brunette got referred to me by a mutual friend, it turned out, and was interested in doing porn. She’s got an incredible figure, and is already working as an […]
My casting today was with a Colombian model named Andreina Deluxe. Andreina showed up with her boyfriend/translator, Andy, because she could not speak English. Andy said Andreinda wanted to be a glamour model, but what she really wanted was dinero. I told her how much more dinero she could make in the adult industry, and […]
What a spark of joy it was to see the beautiful Freya Dee come into my office today. Freya had pretty pale skin, small boobs, and I couldn’t wait to see her booty. Freya immediately told me she didn’t have a boyfriend, so I knew she was horny! Though she was a little interested in […]
Josephine Jackson sat down on my casting couch today, a big boobed beauty from the Ukraine. Josephine had come to Prague in search of modeling jobs, but I told her the fashion industry was not as lucrative as the adult industry. We went to the photo studio and started to do some casting photos, and […]
My appointment today was with Melody Petite, a petite spinner from Mexico with a tight hardbody. Melody was wearing a green dress that made my dick hard, and wanted to become an adult model. I told her I had plenty of contacts to send her way, but I would need to see what she had […]
Cindy Shine came to the casting by bus all the way from Brno, so I knew she needed money. I could tell almost immediately that Cindy was not shy, and told her how much more money she could earn in the adult industry. We headed into the other room to take some pictures, and I […]
I got the camera rolling, had my angel with me to translate, and had the pretty Kizzy Sixx on my couch. Kizzy was interested in being an adult model, and with her innocent looks and braces, I thought she could be a big hit. I helped her strip so we could shoot some photos of […]
I was very excited to have Anya Krey in my office today. She had sent me pictures before coming in, and from her long hair to her thin waist, I thought she was stunning. When she came into my office, she was even more beautiful than in her pictures. Anya had done some modeling in […]
I had another client come through the door to interview today, a lovely blonde woman of French origin named Angel Emily. Angel had tried her hand at modeling previously, but when it didn’t work out, contacted our agency to see what we could do for her. Obviously I have a lot of friends who I […]
I had spoken to Rhiannon Ryder over the phone before our interview, but she was even more sexy in person than her voice suggested. I started by recapping our conversation, then asked Rhiannon if she had any questions. The Scottish blonde was interested in how much money she could make, so I told her the […]
I was a little stressed when Violetta came into my new office. I was having a bit of a disagreement with my former landlords about rental prices, so in my haste to relocate, I had not had the chance to unpack anything but the casting couch. Seeing Violetta’s beautiful red hair and porcelain white skin […]
Cute brunette girl-next-door Stacy Cruz came to see me today. She lives in Prague and works at a hotel, but she wants to become a model. She wasn’t sure at first when I suggested she try out for adult film, but when I told her she could make in one day what she usually makes […]
Romanian beauty Candice Demellza came into my office today wearing a luxurious and lovely blue dress. I love tall women because their long slender legs awaken something primal in me, especially when they have nice asses. Candice wanted to be a model because she wanted money. I told her the easiest way for her to […]
Veronica Leal didn’t live in Prague, she was here visiting on holiday. Working as a waitress just wasn’t doing it for her, so on a whim, she decided to audition as a model. Veronica wasn’t shy, which was a good thing. We talked about how she could be a film model, but adult films were […]
Rebecca Jane Smyth was almost ready for her driving test, but during her final lesson, we just couldn’t get on the same page. She didn’t bring her highway safety manual, she wasn’t checking for hazards, and I have to admit it was frustrating. She even called her boyfriend mid-lesson, and he called me a dick! […]
A little Japanese ball of energy named Rae Lil Black was my student today, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so excited to take a driving course. Rae had seen my videos online before coming to the UK with her father, who was here on business. Her father was very strict, so I […]
Madison Stuart only had one lesson to go and I had even booked an exam for her, but she ghosted me. I was surprised to see she was my student after hearing nothing from her for months. Maddy told me she had met a guy and went travelling, got into orgies in Hungary, and left […]
The head office rung me to tell me my pass rate had dropped from 99% to 96%, so I was in a bad mood when Luna Toxxxic got into the Mean Orange Machine. Luna already had a German license and only needed a refresher course, so I figured it would be smooth sailing. Not so, […]
I was a late for the lesson today, and surprised to see Candi Kayne as my student. We had already finished all her lessons, but she revealed she had failed her exam. Having gone to another driving school, she realized Fake Driving School was the best because her other teacher couldn’t provide the extras like […]
Rae Lil Black missed her last lesson, and she was late when I came to pick her up today, apparently because she’s been hanging around with guys from a band. I definitely wasn’t at all jealous, just concerned for her, especially since she’d forgotten how to tell the clutch from the gas! I decided to […]
FDS instructor Ryan Ryder thinks he’s picking up blonde Scottish lass Amber Deen for a refresher lesson. Their last session together went very well, so Ryan is confused by why she’s being so annoyed with him this time, until she reveals that she’s actually Amber’s twin sister, Carly! The real Amber told Carly all about […]
I had a new student today, a blonde Czech minx named Nicky Dream. Nicky had just moved to the UK, and because she had always lived with her boyfriend, wanted a license to have some freedom. We had a significant language barrier and she struggled to understand my explanation of the clutch, gears, handbrake, and […]
Alexxa Vice sent me a Santa hat and beard, and asked me to wear them to our lesson so we could go to a Christmas party as soon as we were done. I felt like a right tit wearing them, and was a little miffed when Alexxa showed up 53 minutes late dressed as a […]
I pride myself on my professionalism, and how I never let my personal life and professional intertwine, but I just could not concentrate sitting next to the Polish beauty Elizabeth Romanova. Elizabeth was blonde, and wearing a low cut shirt. I was so awestruck by her beauty that I forgot to tell her to put […]
I had a first-time student to teach today, a lovely young lady named Azura Alii. Azura was only taking lessons to get her mum off her back, she told me, and strictly preferred public transit. It’s a good thing she enjoyed other people driving, because she sure couldn’t! She couldn’t pull down the handbrake, stalled […]
Louise Lee had done a few driving lessons with another company, but after breaking up with her ex, decided to finish her schooling at Fake Driving School. Louise had progressed quite a bit over the past few lessons we shared, and I thought she was ready to take her test. Oddly, when we returned to […]
Look, I can’t lie and say I wasn’t attracted to Lindsey Cruz. A good looking blonde American student, she caught my eye, but I’m a professional with a job to do, so I obviously wasn’t hitting on her. Even though I was keeping it pro, it was still weird when Lindsey’s boyfriend Parker got into […]
I got a call at the garage today, and was surprised to hear Ryan Ryder’s voice on the other end. Ryan told me he had a lesson with Azura Alii, but the Mean Orange Machine wasn’t working. Since I’m a mechanic and Ryan is my driving instructor, I headed over to the Testing Center to […]
It pisses me off when people waste my time, so when Susy Blue showed up late, I was pretty annoyed. I had already had a cancellation earlier in the day, and what was worse, Susy told me she had fucked up her bloody booking. Susy had tried to book a lesson , but had accidentally […]
Marc Kaye had called us up to tell us he wanted to bring his employees for lessons, and the first woman he brought to learn was Tory Candi Jackson. I met them in our office, and waited a bit long for them to go to the toilet, but eventually, our lesson was underway. Tory did […]
The holiday season is approaching, and the Landlord is trimming the trees at the Fake Hostel, but when he’s got his arms full of shiny holiday balls, a vision appears to him… the spirit of his brother George! George tells the Landlord that he needs to stop fucking the backpackers, but the Landlord ignores the […]
After the first sexy spirit drains the Fake Hostel Landlord of his cum, he wakes up in a strange room under the gaze of a tall, dark, scythe-wielding apparition that shows him his past misdeeds and beckons him onward. The Landlord isn’t in the afterlife, but at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting! Rather than think […]
The Landlady (Kathy Anderson) is playing with herself at the front desk of the Fake Hostel when El Gran Erick and Geri Del Bello arrive. The Landlady informs the prospective guests that she is not interested in money, but wants to see their cocks as payment! The lads strip down, and Kathy reveals a squirting […]
Emylia Argan walks into her room in the Fake Hostel and sees Daphne Angel, shirt open, resting on the bed. Emylia snaps some selfies with the Angel’s perky tits, then Daphne grabs and kisses her. Things starts to heat up as they get horny, but they are interrupted by the arrival of Stacy Cruz. Awkward […]
Nick Ross checks into the Fake Hostel looking for some action just as sexy flight attendants, Caroline Mann and Lindsey Cruz, get off their plane. As Caroline and Lindsey flash their tits for a ride at the airport, Nick resigns himself to jerking off. When the ladies find Nick stroking his dick in bed, they […]
It’s a dark and steamy night in the Fake Hostel when Tomas Salek is woken up by the whispers of a ball-draining monster named Heidi Van Horny! Getting up from his bed, Tomas sees a masked Heidi in the doorway wearing a negligee that leaves little to the imagination. Pushing Tomas back on the bed, […]
I saw Adele Unicorn waiting for a friend, and at first she didn’t want to chat, but she was also lonely. Her friend was stuck in a traffic jam, so we got to talking. Talking led to flirting, and I thought I would ask her if she wished to have some fun. When I asked […]
I saw Alma Del Rey’s curly hair blowing in the wind by the train station, and it attracted me right away. Alma was in Prague on vacation, and was just riding trains to different cities to visit. Since she was travelling alone, I asked Alma if she wanted to earn some money. I offered Alma […]
I saw a lovely brunette woman named Caroline Mann crying on a bench, so I walked over to comfort her. Caroline told me she had argued with her boyfriend. The boyfriend was an athlete, and cheated on her all the time. I suggested we make him jealous by walking off and taking some photographs with […]
I saw Sophie Logan walking along the side of the road, a blonde MILF who told me she was a tourist from Germany. I speak a little German, at least enough that I was able to ask her if she wanted to make a little money. Sophie loved money, so I offered her 2000 crowns […]
Evening time in Prague is always interesting, because you can always find beautiful women like Adel Asanty walking around. She didn’t speak Czech, but we both spoke English well enough that she could tell me she was in town to visit friends. I saw she had many tattoos and piercings, and she told me she […]
When I picked up tourist Franco Roccaforte in my cab, he mentioned that he hadn’t seen many other black people in Prague, before letting slip that he’d never been with a blonde before. I told him I’d never been with a black guy either, and it seemed like both of us were in the mood […]
I picked up tattooed stud, Bo Dirt, in the cab, and he asked me to drive him to a nearby bar to meet some friends. We chatted amicably about the weather, but mostly I was making small talk because I love men with tattoos, and he was making me flustered. I asked to see more, […]
I was finished my shift and talking to a friend on the phone when Tomas got into the car. Tomas was on his way to school and was late, so he asked me to drive him, but since I had shut off my meter I told him to find another car. Tomas wouldn’t leave, and […]
