Alan Wake got into my taxi today and he was a very sexy hunk. I could tell her worked out, and I even thought I recognized him. It turned out he was a famous footballer, and football makes me so horny! I begged him to take his shirt off, and when he did, I started […]
I wasn’t expecting to see Tanya Virago back in the UK so soon, but there she was flagging down the cab on the side of the road. Tanya told me she had met some rich bloke at the airport on her last go-round, and he was now her sugar daddy. She asked me to drive […]
Here at Tossers Independent Removals Co, we handle your junk! When Mr. Longwood decides to throw one of his legendary parties, John the Driver makes the executive decision to end work early so they can all get laid. But oh no! At the very last minute, Longwood receives some terrible news: the party location has […]
New Fake Hostel roommates, Lady Dee and Monica Brown, are in their room comparing travel notes when Lady makes a startling discovery: Monica is a virgin backpacker! Explaining to Monica how amazing sex is, the ladies agree to fuck the next guy to walk into the room. Enter Michael Fly, dejected after a mugging, but […]
I saw Kylie Nymphette waiting by the bus stop and she had very nice tattoos, so I asked her where she was from. Kylie was a British babe who was full of tattoos, so I told her she was sexy, and that I had a friend who could make her very good deals on tattoos […]
“Bloody hell,” I thought when I saw Lina Luxa freezing on the side of the road without a jacket, “what’s she doing?” Through broken English, Lina explained to me that she had lost her bag and jacket at the airport, and the poor thing had no where to stay! I felt bad for her, so […]
Alysa Gap was walking down the street past me, so I tapped her on the shoulder and introduced myself. Alysa was Russian, but spoke a little English, so I was able to communicate to her that I was a casting agent for a modeling company. She was very sexy, so I offered her 100 euro […]
So I was working on the car today when this fine bird named Princess Jas walks up, and her bright green dress totally gets my attention. Jas told me she had done a lesson with Ryan the day before, and totally failed to grip the lesson on manual shifting . I offered to show her […]
A posh student named Daisy Delicious got into my cab today. Daisy was wearing a fancy coat, and told me she only had one lecture for the day. Daisy told me how her student loans had run out, and she had starting selling panties to make ends meet. Daisy offered me her knickers for the […]
Amber Deen may have come to Spain with her boyfriend, but she left with my jizz all over her naturally perky tits! After I spotted her smoking a certain substance, she immediately got excited by my uniform and offered to avoid a fine by sucking my cock. With her tight round ass and cute Scottish […]
Beautiful blonde Kiki Cyrus had experienced a break-in at her house, and the poor babe was in shock. I sat next to her to console her and Kiki confessed she felt much better–and that she was also feeling a little naughty! She put her hand on my thigh, saying it was good to have a […]
I dropped by to interview Vicky about her neighbor’s wild party on Saturday evening, but the pretty blonde MILF said it wasn’t an issue for her. She’d only ever heard her neighbors have sex before, which is hardly a crime! As I was finishing my report, Vicky started asking me about my uniform, telling me […]
Was wandering through my neighborhood and saw these massive tits peeking at me through a window! I approached their owner Harmony to explain there was a guy walking around being a bit of a sex pest, so it would be good to be careful. She was a bit cheeky at first, asking if he might […]
Christmas is a time for joy and laughter, and what’s more funny than a Fakehub Originals Bloopers Reel? If you think Fakehub Originals are funny, wait until you see the screw-ups too original for the feature scenes! Happy Holidays from everyone involved in Fakehub Originals!
Sirens somehow blare across space as the SPF, led by Georgie Lyall, hunts the time-fugitive John the Driver through the galaxy! Georgie boards the Space Taxi and quickly detains the chauffeur, while her partner explores the ship’s cargo hold. When the partner returns, Georgie realizes she’s been duped: John has taken his uniform! Having heard […]
Steve is going door to door spreading the joy of the new Everybody Loves You movement, and knocks on Ania Kinski’s door. The sexy MILF answers in a see-through black negligee, with no panties to cover her pierced pussy. Ania loves hearing how everybody loves her, and as Steve worships the sex goddess, she gets […]
Princess Jas and Sam are settling into their new digs in the Fake Neighbourhood, but when his step-mother tells him she’s bringing home a dinner date, Sam vows to sabotage the entire evening! Crushing on his step-mother, Sam knocks the food off the stove, and when his attempt at destruction fails, covers himself in mud […]
Our newest contestant on Knockouts is The Bard (Ryan Ryder), a prancing fighter who shows the penis is mightier! Squaring off with the Bard is the Pirate Princess Tempest, but the powerful Bard quickly scores the first fall. Using a chair as a weapon, Tempest pins The Bard for the second fall, then wins the […]
In the middle of testing their new TI: Total Immersion headset, the lads on the Space Taxi are boarded by busty time-travelling pirate Barbie Sins! Taking control of the hologram stripper entertaining the bridge, Barbie Sins then commandeers the vessel. Dispatching every man but Parker Marx, the Pirate decides to have some long-awaited fun with […]
The newest fighter to step into the Knockouts ring is the mentally unstable Kranky (Georgie Lyall). Having been recently released from a mental institution, Kranky is set loose when Might Rider unties her. Rushing the ring, Kranky quickly ends up in a confrontation with Referee Dean Van Damme. As they square off, the mysterious Reaper […]
I had called Elizabeth Romanova and asked her to meet me, because I had to get something off my chest. I told her it was time to hang up the keys to the cab and settle down, and she was the woman I wanted to settle down with. Elizabeth, to her credit, was entirely skeptical. […]
Charlie Red got into the car today, a beautiful redhead with a nice body. Charlie was coming from her friend’s hen party, and kept telling me how horny the male strippers were making her. When we arrived at the destination, Charlie realized she had lost her wallet. We drove back to her friend’s house, but […]
Emilio couldn’t speak much English other than to ask me to take him to the airport. He was arguing a lot on the phone, so I tried to figure out what was wrong. He managed to mime out that his girlfriend was crazy. Since he didn’t have to rush anymore and he was hot, I […]
When Bigg Baby got in my cab, he was in a real hurry, telling me to drive faster and nervously looking back through the windscreen. He had a big wallet in his hand and I started wondering whether he’d stolen it! He swore it was his but also said that he couldn’t show me any […]
I was so excited to take the taxi out today and see how many cocks I could find, but to my dismay, the car wouldn’t start. I figured if I wasn’t gonna get laid, I would play with my pussy. As I was getting my fiddle started, Sam came up to the car asking for […]
It was a chilly day in Prague when I picked up Dylan Brown in my cab, but it was about to get pretty hot! I don’t see a lot of black guys in this part of Europe, so I have to confess I’ve always been curious about whether or not it’s true that they really […]
I saw Monica Brown waiting at the bus stop, so I walked up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. I asked her how such a pretty woman could be here alone, and she told me she was headed to the town center. Seeing as how I was attracted to her, I asked Monica […]
I saw Sofia Lee walking down the road, but it wasn’t her neon tank top that attracted my eye, it was her massive set of tits! I stopped Sofia, and made up some story about how I was working on a project looking for talented singers. As we got to chatting, I learned that Sofia […]
I saw Mila Fox looking quite upset and trying to read the bus schedule, so I approached her and asked what was wrong. Mila had been travelling with her boyfriend and they started to quarrel, and apparently, her boyfriend kicked her out with her luggage! Mila’s problem was that the boyfriend still had her handbag […]
I saw skinny blonde Mia Casanova walking down the street, and she did not want to talk to me. She was very nice, so I persisted in trying to get her attention, and finally, she stopped. Mia told me she was here to study, so I knew she needed more money. I offered her 100 […]
I saw Sybil Kailena walking along the side of the road. She looked so pretty, but she also looked sad. I asked her what was wrong, and Sybil told me she had just lost her job, and right around Christmas! I felt bad for her, and she was very nice looking, so I told her […]
I saw Alyssa Reece sitting on a park bench in the Center, and she looked very interesting, so I introduced myself. Alyssa didn’t speak Czech because she was from Vancouver. I like Canadian tourists, they are very nice, so I offered her 100 euro to show me her boobs. She laughed and laughed, and didn’t […]
I was walking at night when I saw thick babe Heidi Van Horny strolling along the side of the road. I followed her for a bit checking out her ass and I guess she saw me, because she called me out. Heidi was a tourist from Canada, visiting Prague for fun, and I could see […]
I saw petite brunette Lexi Dona walking along the street and she looked very nice, so I asked her to stop and answer a few questions from a list I started improvising. Lexi was shy, but for 2000 crowns, she agreed to chat with me. I obviously steered my questions in a sexual direction, and […]
I saw Jennifer Amilton walking along the side of the street, and when I called out to her, found out she didn’t speak Czech. A French-born blonde, Jennifer had come to Prague to visit with friends, but she had gotten lost. Using my phone’s translator, I told her I could help her earn some money […]
I saw gorgeous Latina Venus Afrodita at a bus stop with her suitcase, and she looked lost so I offered her some help. The Venezuelan beauty was here for a holiday and couldn’t find her hotel. I offered to take her there if she would show me her boobs, but she seemed shocked, even when […]
It was dark out, but even in the dim light, I couldn’t miss Gabi Gold’s shining blonde hair. I asked her if she was new in town, but she was only in Prague to visit friends. Gabi was from Berlin, and I know Germans are very nice, so I offered her some money to see […]
I saw Anissa Jolie walking by herself down a trail in the woods, so I pretended to be a local and asked if she was my neighbor. Anissa told me she was on vacation from Hungary to visit friends. I could see under her jacket were beautiful boobs, so I offered her 100 euro to […]
I saw Marica Chanelle talking on the phone. She was talking to her boyfriend and holding a bouquet of roses, but money beats romance every time! Marica was from Italy and visiting Prague, so she was alone, and I had no date for Valentine’s Day. I offered her 100 euro to flash me her boobs, […]
Heidi Van Horny enters the Fake Hostel and asks the Landlord for a room…or who she thinks is the Landlord, anyway. When the real Landlord discovers the impostor, a tussle between them leads to a bitter ordeal. In the following chaos, Heidi and the real Landlord find themselves in the bathroom together with adrenaline running […]
The Landlord is manning the welcome desk at the Fake Hostel when a somber knock pounds off the door. Opening the threshold, the Landlord comes to face to face with Melody Petite. The petite brunette is adorned in make up and carries a voodoo doll, but the Landlord ignores these red flags leads her to […]
The best part of waking up is having two sexy subs tied up in the Fake Hostel! Nothing energizes the Landlady like starting her morning with a cup of coffee and some kinky sex with her subs, Angel Emily and Boni. Opening the door to their dungeon, the Landlady greets her smiling subs. She starts […]
Katy Rose is lying in her bed in the Fake Hostel when she is joined in the room by Kety Pearl and her boyfriend, Stanley Johnson. Katy is attracted to Stanley right away, but backs off out of respect for Kety. Little does Katy know, Kety has a cuckold fetish, and loves seeing other ladies […]
Sahara Knite sees Dylan Brown in the Fake Hostel, but he tells her she can’t stay in his room since that bunk is taken by Franco Roccaforte. Inquiring where the man is, Sahara sees him in the shower and gets an eyeful of his big black cock! Turned on, Sahara invites Dylan into her room […]
