Alys Gap flagged the cab, and asked me to drive her to New York! I almost had a right laugh, and told her sorry love, I don’t go past the pond. She asked me to drive her to South Bank instead, and that sounded lovely. While I drove, I saw her getting her tits out […]
I picked up this familiar looking woman with gorgeous tits, who I would later figure out was the porn star Texas Patti! Patti asked me if I would give her a ride to the strip club, but told me she wasn’t working: it was her day off. I knew she looked familiar, and realized I […]
Carmel Anderson is a fresh-faced fit blonde who got into my cab in the middle of the day asking for a ride to the local college. It being mid-summer and all, I was under the impression that classes had broken up for the holidays. They had, but not for Carmel, who had been kicked out […]
Hot blonde MILF Bianca Finnish got into the taxi today and asked me if she could get a ride to Big Ben. It was Bianca’s first time in England, and she wanted to do some sight seeing, check out Buckingham Palace, that sort of thing. London is expensive, so I offered her a chance to […]
I knew Stacy Seran and Princess Paris were trouble the second then flagged down the taxi. The ladies told me they were coming back from the Festival of Love, and wanted to head to the river to chill. I had to stop short at a sign, and Princess Paris squeezed her water bottle all over […]
Lucy Reign flagged the car down in a sexy red dress, and asked if I knew where the field was so she could pitch her tent for the festival. I told her I would happily take her, but she was a day early. Lucky for Lucy, I’m head of festival security, so I offered to […]
I saw blonde baby, Candy Banks, bending over on the side of the road, and her arse looked mighty fine, so I stopped and asked if she had called for a taxi. Candy got in the car and told me how she was spending her day chilling out and enjoying the weather, and then told […]
I wasn’t ready to see Alexxa Vice and Pixie Peach with their tits out when I turned the corner, but there they were, flagging the cab, and telling me I had promised to fuck them both in the arse. I was willing, but I knew I would need backup. I called up my friend, Pascal, […]
Pretty blonde Nikky Dream was headed to Central London today when it started raining, so she flagged down the taxi. She told me she was from Prague and it was her first time in London, so I told her about our ancient tradition dating back 250 years: if a passenger flashes the driver her tits, […]
A pint-sized bundle of fun flagged the cab down today, big titted blonde MILF Petite Princess Eve. Eve was headed to the city centre and it was her first time in the UK, so I told her about a little tradition us taxi drivers have: flash your tits, get a free ride! This appealed to […]
Luna Rival got into the cab today, and asked me to take her to to Buckingham Palace. Luna was from France and visiting London, and it was her first time in a London taxi. I offered her a chance at my fun little tradition: flash your tits, gets a free ride! Luna had amazing tits, […]
Georgie Lyall got into my cab with a heavy purple bag, telling me the trains had been cancelled and she had to be in Glasgow for the morning. That’s a nightmare journey by taxi, so I told her no, but she tried to sweeten the pot by flashing me her tits. That wasn’t enough to […]
Hot mature MILF Josephine James called the Fake Taxi today for a lift to the council offices at the top of town. The buggers had billed her twice, and it was a really hot day, so she asked if she could strip off a little to cool down. I wasn’t going to say no, especially […]
Liz Rainbow got into my taxi today, but was surprised I wasn’t some old dirty bastard named John. John usually picked her up from this spot, explained Liz, and she hadn’t brought her purse, because she usually paid him by sucking his dick and licking his ass. Lucky for Liz, I’m a right dirty bastard […]
I had made Shona River a deal, and it was finally time to collect: we had agreed that if I took her on holiday to Majorca, she’d let me fuck her pretty little arsehole! She was on the phone with her mum bragging when I drove up, so I pranked her and said I couldn’t […]
I was waiting for a client named Nicole when this brunette with an attitude named Jennifer got into the cab instead. Jennifer was Nicole’s friend, and explained that Nicole had a class that ran late. Jennifer had my business card, and apparently Nicole had told her I was a good lay. Jennifer spread her legs […]
Vera Jarw got in my taxi, and from her outfit, I could tell she was a student. She was wearing a red plaid skirt and a white button down blouse, and had this air of innocence about her. Vera spoke to me in Russian, and realized she did not have the amount of money needed […]
I was driving along when I saw Liz Rainbow sitting on her luggage on the side of the road. It had been a while since I had fucked the slut, so I was real happy to see her. Liz was on her way to the airport, so I offered her a lift and suggested that […]
Pretty blonde Daisy was on her way to get a Thai massage, when I told her I was a certified massage therapist and offered her a cheap rubdown. Curious to see if I was serious, Daisy agreed! I found a place to park and started working on the tension in her shoulders, but I couldn’t […]
A tall blonde number called the taxi today, and when she got into the car, I saw it was my old fling Shona River! Shona had been in my cab before, and fallen for a line about first timers and giving cabbies blowjobs. Shona was headed to the beach and happy to see me, but […]
Cherry Kiss asked me to pick her up because she had lost her license again. I told her to stop leaving her wallet lying around, and as we chatted, I spotted those punks from Public Agent lurking around! They keep trying to steal my girls and to fuck them, so I was mad! Erik Everhard […]
The taxi was an absolute mess when I got in today. There were wet wipes everywhere, surfaces were sticky…it was bizarre! I could not fathom what sorts of activities could leave the car in its shoddy state. That’s when gorgeous red headed Jennifer Keelings got into the car. She was on her phone and called […]
Jess Scotland flagged down the taxi and asked me to drive with no destination in mind. I put the pedal to the metal, and Jess told me her goal was to find a few guys. I looked back at her to see if she was serious and noticed her knees were red! I could’ve sworn […]
I saw Amber Jayne flagging down the cab on the side of the road and said to myself “this looks like a slut!” Amber was a blonde MILF headed to the parade of shops near the station. I knew the place well: there had been an uproar recently in the paper about how a sex […]
A hot blonde MILF named Amber Jayne got into the Fake Taxi today, and she asked me to take her to the new apartments at the top of town. She was wearing a flasher’s trenchcoat, so I inquired about her seemingly odd fashion choice. Amber told me she went to boyfriend’s place wearing nothing but […]
Amber Jayne started off by giving me lip about being too slow to pick her up, so I thought she wanted to get right down to shagging, but it turned out she was hoping for a chance to drive my cab! I’ve already got a lot of birds driving for me and I told her […]
Princess Jas was half naked when she got into the taxi and ordered me to drive. Jas told me she had just escaped from prison, and it had been three years since she had a taste of cock. Jas was begging for cock like a wild horny banshee, and she stuck her arse through the […]
I picked up Jess Scotland, a stacked babe with a thick accent dressed like she was ready for some riding. Jess asked me to drop her by the stables, and I was feeling cheeky, so I commented that the real reason women ride horses is to rub their clit up against a saddle. Jess told […]
Alexxa Vice startled me by sneaking up from outside the Fake Taxi today. It had been a while since I had seen Alexxa, but she had decided she wanted to take the car out for a spin. I told her I’d let her have the keys if she could fit her whole fist up her […]
It was a bloody cold in London, the day I turned a corner to see Sexy Cleo flagging down the cab. She was freezing, the poor darling, and unfortunately for her, the Fake Taxi’s heater was still broken. You know how women are when they’re cold, they’ll do anything for a warm touch, so she […]
Gorgeous hot-pink-haired fetish model Alexxa Vice was on her way to do some promotion at a local sex shop that was launching some new fetish stuff. She showed me the leather dominatrix bra and panties she was wearing underneath her big coat, and her nipples were just spilling out! She was feeling frisky before the […]
Alexxa Vice was on her way home from the farmer’s market when I picked her up for a ride. Alexxa had a proper big marrow with her, totally organic, but while she talked about making it for dinner, I couldn’t think of anything other than shoving it into her tight pussy! I started getting horny, […]
Princess Jas flagged the cab and asked me to drive her to the park at the top of town. She was almost wearing the smallest pair of shorts I had ever seen, and I say almost because they were so small they hardly qualified as shorts in the first place! Jas was moaning, and when […]
Sophia Grace called me and asked for a ride. She told me she was headed to the park for a yoga lesson, but it was raining, so the lesson was called off. Sophia laid down her mat in the backseat and started to hold some poses, but she quickly decided the real stretching she wanted […]
I picked up Lana Harding for the second time but this time she wasn’t headed to bash some shuttlecocks around, she was headed to the shopping center. Lana was looking mighty gorgeous, and soon enough was telling me she wanted to sit on my cock again. I told her she could if she showed me […]
The first time I met Shi, she was a virgin who had never sucked a cock, and was worried about pleasing her boyfriend. Well, the second time I saw her, she was a fucking slut! Shi told me how she had stuck her tongue in her boyfriend’s arse, and how it made him cum all […]
If you recall, Tara Spades had fucked me in the Fake Taxi right before her wedding, wearing her dress and everything! Well, Tara called me up for a second shot before she headed out on her honeymoon, and didn’t even let me pull off before she had my dick in her mouth! Tara had worn […]
If you recall, I had picked up these two sluts April and Sarah, and they drained my fucking balls. I was ready to call it a day and drop them off at the pub, but April stopped me and demanded a good dicking. Bloody hell, I had just cum, but I’m a generous man, aren’t […]
It had been a while since I had fucked April Paisly, and she was done up so smart I barely recognized her. April had brought a friend along, Sarah Slave, and had a bag with her. I can always recognize those bags, and the slut pulled out a double headed dildo. Before I could get […]
I could see Lana Harding’s camel toe from down the road, couldn’t I? The little slut had her racket with her, and was heading to bash some shuttlecocks around. She got to talking about her instructor, and I noticed a wet patch forming in her shorts! She clearly fancied him, but when he called her […]
Sweet Shi Official got into the Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive her around a little while she decided where to go. She was a skinny brunette, adorable really, but she looked distraught. She took out shaving cream and a razor from her bag, and told me how she had been with her […]
When Alexxa Vice and Pixie Peach told me I had to get in the taxi on a day off, I assumed there was an emergency. Turns out the only emergency was how horny these fucking filthy sluts were! Remember a while back, I shagged that little ginger thing’s armpits? It turns out Pixie was her […]
Fuck me sideways, I picked up Tara Spades while she was wearing her wedding dress! “You need to rescue me,” said Tara, who told me she had sneaked out of her hotel without telling anyone. It wasn’t that she didn’t love her husband, but she had never been with any other man, so her best […]
Mature British Ellen got into the cab today and looking quite glammed up, I must say! Ellen told me she was on her way to the dentist, which was surprising, because who gets dolled up for the dentist? Really? But Ellen told me she fancied the lad, and he had apparently given her a right […]
I saw a busty brunette flagging down the taxi, and wouldn’t you know, it was that massive slut Christina May. Christina told me she was hoping it was me and that we could have some fun, maybe get into trouble. She wasn’t wearing any knickers, so she spread her legs and started to play with […]
Barbie Sins is the only girl I know that would walk down the road with a spreader bar and a fucking double ended dildo. I saw another driver almost ride up on the kerb looking at her, but she flagged me down. Barbie was on her way to see a numpty who liked to be […]
I had promised to drive Lina Luxa back to the airport when she was heading home, and the day had arrived. As I was driving her along, her mouth opened, and the most beautiful sentence I have ever heard came out: “Will you fuck me one more time?” Hell yes I wanted to do that, […]
I picked up this bird on the side of the road dressed in a leather short skirt who introduced herself as Ava Austen. Ava said she had been expecting John, because she wanted to let him fuck her in the ass! John was off that day, so I offered to fill in. Ava wouldn’t let […]
I could see Christina May’s big tits from all the way down the road. The busty brunette was headed to do some work at the coffee shop near the train station, but as we drove, she got a call from her boss who apparently said her shift was cancelled. No shift meant they weren’t paying […]
Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn’t even hesitate–then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, […]
The last time I had seen Tanya Virago she had promised to one day let me fuck her arse, but I never thought she’d actually go through with it! Tanya knocked on the car window, and my eyes lit up at the sight of her big tits. She had come just to see me, and […]
Lola Marie got into my cab today, an Ebony stunner with an amazing pair of tits! Lola was on her way home from a hen party where she had just played with some strippers. She had a gift bag with her and started rifling through it. Lola figured it would be candy penises, but inside […]
Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn’t recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over […]
“I’m going to the uni, obviously John,” said Daisy Delicious when she got into the Fake Taxi. She was expecting John, but I’m Marc! Daisy told me John had been giving her a student discount, which didn’t sound like the John I knew, but Daisy explained the “discount” was in exchange for letting him fuck […]
This blonde bird flagged me down, but kept me waiting while she argued on the phone. When she finally got into the taxi, I saw it was my old fling Amber Deen! Amber was all shy, and told me she was engaged now. Her big argument was that her fiancee didn’t want to wear a […]
I wasn’t expecting to see Tanya Virago back in the UK so soon, but there she was flagging down the cab on the side of the road. Tanya told me she had met some rich bloke at the airport on her last go-round, and he was now her sugar daddy. She asked me to drive […]
“Bloody hell,” I thought when I saw Lina Luxa freezing on the side of the road without a jacket, “what’s she doing?” Through broken English, Lina explained to me that she had lost her bag and jacket at the airport, and the poor thing had no where to stay! I felt bad for her, so […]
A posh student named Daisy Delicious got into my cab today. Daisy was wearing a fancy coat, and told me she only had one lecture for the day. Daisy told me how her student loans had run out, and she had starting selling panties to make ends meet. Daisy offered me her knickers for the […]
I had called Elizabeth Romanova and asked her to meet me, because I had to get something off my chest. I told her it was time to hang up the keys to the cab and settle down, and she was the woman I wanted to settle down with. Elizabeth, to her credit, was entirely skeptical. […]
Charlie Red got into the car today, a beautiful redhead with a nice body. Charlie was coming from her friend’s hen party, and kept telling me how horny the male strippers were making her. When we arrived at the destination, Charlie realized she had lost her wallet. We drove back to her friend’s house, but […]
Darina Ivanov and Clarke Kent got into my cab today, and asked me to lift them to the Uni Bar. I could tell they were new lovers, because they could not keep their hands off of each other. Within a few minutes Darina was grabbing Clarke’s cock, and then he started taking out her tits! […]