Vina has come such a long way: from 19-year old shy aspiring HuCow to fully trained and developed, obedient docile HuCow with a 400% udder expansion, stimulation association, and a deep desire to be trained and milked forever. The farmer noticed something else too: Vina does not make much sound (probably the least of the […]
Of course, Vina can always be developed further. We have managed to grow her udders three times bigger. Now we are focussing on her nipples. Not for the faint of heart: in this session Vina’s nipples will be QUINTUPLED in size. They become bright red as the blood flows to the skin surface. It’s a […]
Sometimes a friendly party goes so much fun and excitement that you can’t get all the important things done in one night. That night I expected to fuck the juiciest bitch in the company, but I guess I got too caught up in the karaoke, the dancing, and the milk. I fell assleep, goddamn it! […]
They say the falling out of lovers is the renewing of love, and a quarrel only strengthens the relationship because it allows one to express the grievances. That may be true. But what if a quarrel leads to sex with the first man she meets? What if the beloved woman fucks a stranger in front […]
They are the perfect couple. He is an avid fisherman and knows the true price of a good catch. She doesn’t know anything about fishing, but she’s great with people. He thinks she is saving him from prosecution. She just wants to take a huge and experienced cock inside her…
Interesting fact: real Czech ice cream has been made since ancient times according to the molds of Italian confectioners. If you want to taste the best Italian ice cream in the world, look for it in small Prague cafes. But keep in mind: all the constituents of ice cream here are so fresh and natural […]
So, my cock was the only one who was happy about the trip out of town. It had had a lot of fun, which was more than I could say for its owner. Apparently, I was in a lot of trouble, because I didn’t remember how the fuck I was in that room. My hands […]
Even great musicians are said to have made easy jobs that do not require them to show their true talent. TV anchors become hosts for weddings and celebrations, pop divas perform at private parties, and street musicians jump at any opportunity to make money. And when a musician can neither sing, nor play, their body […]
If you’ve seen my video diaries, you know that my life principle has always been simple: I help those who need help, and I get what I need. It doesn’t matter to me how much trouble the next pussy is in. If she’s dirty, I’ll clean her up. If she’s sad, I’ll cheer her up. […]
My hunting doesn’t always go the way I would like it to. For example, sometimes girls still refuse me, and sometimes their boyfriends or husbands reject my proposal. But sometimes things happen that even I, with my vast experience and track record, cannot explain. On one such occasion, a girl squeezed me so hard that […]
Sometimes things happen that I can’t understand. For example, yesterday on the news, a Colombian pilot filmed a UFO. And today I met a couple in which the girl didn’t even know the guy was head over heels in love with her, and the moron couldn’t explain his feelings to her because he didn’t speak […]
Walking down the park, I started to wonder – just how many women I already fucked? I was in the mood for something special, someone new. Here we have a great couple. I haven’t had the privilege to fuck a pregnant lady yet, so I decided to approach them. Their situation was nothing out of […]
I’m usually lucky. Too often I meet unsatisfied women on my way. It’s like a game of three in which one is bound to lose. Someone else, but not me. Except this time… I knew from the beginning that I had begun to play by someone else’s rules. It started out as usual: an unsatisfied […]
Show me a girl who doesn’t want deep feelings in a relationship with a guy. Don’t try, you won’t succeed. Every girl dreams about feelings in the style of high poetry, but that’s only because she has never found such a guy. But if a guy like that happens to be around, girls run away […]
This girl had everything I liked best of all. Her ass begged for a spanking, her lips demanded my cock, her tits needed my fingers. The money in my pocket hinted to us that everything would happen without a hitch. And even her partner didn’t mind making money. All I had to do was pretend […]
No matter how much fun a party is, sooner or later the participants go to their corners, and one large company turns into a dozen small ones, each doing their own small thing. Moments like this are my time. Pulling a chick out of a big crowd can be tough. Pulling a chick out of […]
Hunting for women is akin to professional sports. But when she comes to you by herself – it’s a piece of pure luck. It happened on this ordinary day. A married couple knocked on my door by mistake. The plain-looking guy and a gorgeous blonde dressed up in party caps. They scared the hell out […]
People of means think that the main thing in life is love; poor people know for sure that the main thing in life is money; I am sure that the main thing is strawberries. Well, I mean, strawberries are not always the main thing. But sometimes it happens that your pockets are full of money, […]
As usually, I went to grab a bite at the café around the corner. As luck would have it, inside the café was sitting a charming girl and you could see her lace underwear underneath her blue dress. She was a perfect meal for my hungry cock. But there was one big “IF”: she was […]
Do you think fucking other man’s girls is all about fun? What if I told you it’s life-threatening? For example, today I was hit by a huge car with a powerful engine. A wedding limo. I could have gone to the hospital, but instead, at great risk to my life, I was preparing an adorable […]
Today, I visited a long-time friend of mine. I was blown away by the hotness of his latest girlfriend. Our first meeting really turned into something special! After a quick heart-to-heart, I realized that they were hard-pressed for money. The bride was looking at me all weird. What’s that about? Is it me or is […]
It was Christmas eve… Some of my friends that I haven’t seen for quite a while, had invited me for a Christmas dinner. I put my Santa Claus suit on, took some presents and a festive mood with me. When I entered their house, I got astounded. Jack was still the same silly guy, but […]
My old friend had invited me to come to his place. It’s been a while since I last saw him so I was glad to chat with him after all this time. He told me that he started dating this hot girl which I didn’t know about. We could keep on talking for hours, but […]
It’s amazing what some people will do to avoid compromising their idiotic principles. I’ve heard that in some countries prisoners are willing to cut off a finger to avoid having to work. And the couple I met were disgusted with dishwashing. These two wanted to eat in the cafe and escape, but the manager caught […]
Our whole life is a game, and the people in it are gamblers. Sometimes I too would like to plunge headlong into a real game, a gambling one, a hot one, one in which life itself would be the stakes. Or at least sex. It’s great that when I walked around the city I met […]
One day in every man’s life there is that dreaded moment when a man wants to, but can’t. It’s age, you’ll say. It’s the need for special stimuli, I’ll tell you. Some demand erotic dancing from their partners, others ask for extra fetishes like dirty underwear or black latex. I have to admit that my […]
Today I was walking through the park when I saw a very “interesting” couple: a young, attractive gal and a gross, old dude. As soon as I walked up to them, I felt that the lady was getting REAL horny for me. I instantly realized that this indeed was a perfect opportunity for me to […]
I’ll be damned if I didn’t meet the world’s most attractive missus on that jog! Her body rippled like a stormy sea. Her breasts beckoned like an oasis in the desert. Her curvy thighs demanded that I spread them out and put my dick all over her! I couldn’t even see her husband beside her, […]
Everything that happens to us in this life is nothing but a consequence of our decisions. Mr.Salas thought he had a strong card on his hands. He was wrong. I got a lot richer that day, even though I could have lost everything. And Mrs.Salas… Well, perhaps she was the only one who fully understood […]
It was not for nothing that the wise classicist said, “Let every one of us please his neighbor for his good to edification”. When I got a cast on my arm, I decided to experiment. I couldn’t jerk off with a cast. But there was a couple who were able to please me the way […]
Quarrels and disagreements are usually the fault of both partners, unless of course we are talking about a toxic relationship in which one of the partners has a need for constant humiliation. I know such people at a glance and, let’s face it, I use them. I met this illegal immigrant couple by chance, but […]
I rarely spend time with my friends, so I thought it was a good idea to catch up with my old buddy. I was surprised to see how much his life changed. He bought a great new house and married a pretty young lady. He spent a lot of money to get a new place, […]
Events often happen in life that no fantasist can make up. For example, my sister once sneezed so hard that her glass eye flew out the window and into a box that was sent across the ocean to Japan. That eye later appeared in the very first kaiju movie. And I myself was thrown overboard […]
Modern girls are very pragmatic people. If you invite them to a ski resort, paying for all the pleasures, it does not mean that they promise to stay only with you. After all, even pragmatic ladies between money and a good cock will choose a cock. I know this firsthand because I’ve learned to tell […]
One fine morning, I headed to a local cafe to grab some coffee. I was greeted by a rather lustful glance from a sexy blonde. I instantly realize that I can ram my morning wood into her narrow hole! The beauty fixed me coffee as a very kinky thought crept into my head – I […]
On my way home, I heard loud bickering voices from the bus stop. A frail blonde was scolding her boyfriend for choosing the wrong bus – now they’re stranded with no place to stay for the night. I decided to offer some help and told them that they can stay at my place. Of course, […]
Believe it or not, I wasn’t going to get laid that day. Hell, I didn’t even bring my wallet! But if luck comes to you, you can’t refuse, because otherwise you might never meet it again. I clenched my will into a fist and walked toward her. And all she wanted was to get back […]
You don’t have to be macho to pick up a chick. All modern girls need from a man is self-confidence and, of course, a stack of money. Make a girl run after you and she won’t want to run away again. Even if her boyfriend is around. If you don’t mind looking at my cock, […]
I was coming home after a long day at work. Everything I could think of was chilling on my sofa and drinking some cold beer. I was already opening my front door when suddenly, I saw something moving. I quickly turned the lights on and saw two persons wearing black masks and looking through my […]
To tell you the truth, I just wanted a little R&R that day. As they say, though, there’s no rest for the wicked – I could NOT let that opportunity pass me by. That weirdo didn’t quite understand what my intentions were but his opinion didn’t matter to me. Burying my big dick in this […]
Carpe diem, say the fancy teenagers who burn through life. Carpe occasionem, I answer them, because in order to live the day with dignity, you have to take advantage of every opportunity. I met this girl on occasion. When she agreed to spread her legs in front of me, her boyfriend happened to be in […]
What is the probability of meeting a dinosaur on a walk? A common joke says that the probability of meeting a dinosaur is 50%: either you will or you won’t. But what about the walk that ends up fulfilling the cherished fantasy of millions of fans around the world? I got lucky as hell today. […]
A nasty nagging is just a nagging, they say. When the nagging becomes so much that it turns into a snowball of resentment, a big scandal begins. But people who truly love each other turn a scandal into a bet. And in a bet, whether you want to or not, there is always a winner […]
It happens that people are willing to go to the ends of the earth to fulfill their dreams. I am ready for such occasions if there is a beautiful girl standing in front of me. I don’t care about her fiancé, boyfriend, husband, or whoever else might be standing next to her. I promise to […]
Why do girls get tattoos? I’ve had so many ladies that I’ve long comprehended these motives. They struggle with complexes, they are driven by a thirst for self-expression, they want to draw attention to themselves and stand out in their social group. But the main thing to remember is that any woman with a lot […]
If you’re fooling, be prepared to be fooled yourself. This staged crush promised to be a lucrative scam for a couple of small-time crooks. But unfortunately for them, they ran into me, and I’m sure I know how to capture my victories on camera. I’m sure you guys know that, too. Anyway, instead of hit […]
It was a gloomy day but I was really enjoying the views of Prague. My voyage was rather uneventful, so I was looking for a change… All of a sudden, I saw this older guy hanging out with a barely legal lass. As far as I could tell, she was 18-20 and she looked GORGEOUS. […]
I love poetry. Great poem is akin to a great woman. It’s fluid and jerky, firm and soft, tender and rough, all at once. I know that great poetry attracts sexy women. For some reason, women like rhymes and symbolism. Unluckily, my new buddy here fancied himself a poet but failed to become one. All […]
New Year’s Eve is a time when dreams come true. I dreamed of eating trdelník and my dream came true at the famous Prague Fair. I dreamed of having sex with another girl tourist – and she immediately appeared on the horizon. It was also my lifelong dream to help people. So what if that […]
There are just too many hot women out there! I want to fuck someone ASAP!” – those were the thoughts coursing through my head as I was sitting in a park. All of a sudden, I heard an obnoxiously loud lady ordering flower delivery. Would have loved to shut her up on the spot with […]
Today I decided to visit my friend, he wanted to introduce me to his new girlfriend. She was SIMPLY INCREDIBLE – her long legs, firm booty, and blue eyes were enough to drive any man wild with lust. She glanced at me playfully, it was obvious that she also liked me. What happened next is […]
A 35-year-old man named Gottlieb has everything he needs to be happy: a beautiful wife, a successful business, and a luxurious country house. But as a result of a showdown with a gangster neighbor who hit his wife, his life changes dramatically. How do I know this? I’m Gottlieb’s neighbor…
It is not easy to exchange currency in an unfamiliar city. If you decide to go to a street money changer in Prague, at best be prepared to exchange your money for Zimbabwean dollars or even paper. In the worst case be prepared for the fact that you will be left with nothing. The street […]
She said she was going to go have sex for money, took the other guy’s hand and walked away. What was he supposed to do? He did what a real stalker would do. He ran after them. He chased after them. He tried to break down the door. He even climbed up the drainpipe to […]
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Some people think nightclubs are a breeding ground for lust and debauchery. For me, a nightclub is like a sanatorium. Here you can always get a chick for the night or make a quickie in the bathroom. This time, though, when I saw this couple at the foosball […]
I was going home after a long day when I noticed my neighbor close to main door. Guy forgot the keys and they had no chance to get in. We knew each other pretty good and at that moment I invited them to my home and called service to help them with opening their flat. […]
That day in a gym, I saw a couple while I was sweating on treadmill. I heard the guy was giving stupid and even dangerous advices about exercising style, so I just couldn’t stay quiet. I came closer and showed her few tricks and during that conversation my cash fell out from my pocket. I […]
Friendly speaking I’ve noticed her ass in the beginning. Her tiny butt in blue jeans made me crazy and my dick in my pants was agree with me. Later I’ve noticed that her wallet is falling out from her backpack. That was my chance to start conversation. She was so glad that even offer me […]
Big bus station is the best place for hunting – people there have lot of problems – and once more my theory proved itself! I found a lonely girl on a bus stop, she and her boyfriend had problems with accommodation for this night. Oh, I could give them more that place for night, but […]
Sometimes you need to watch how some stranger is having sex with your girlfriend to realize what is going on. That day I met a fighting couple on the street and saved a pretty girl from another fight with her boyfriend – I simply bought her! While the guy was counting money, we had hot […]
That was my lucky day! I found a gorgeous lady on a public beach and after a small talk she confessed that she and her boyfriend who was also there are not against free relationships! Looks like she had some experience with this and her boyfriend was just curious and had nothing against cash which […]
I noticed this goddess close to a jewelry shop. She was sucking a lollypop and I went insane. My cock should be in her mouth, not this stupid candy! I came close and found the reason why this couple is here – this cute girl just wanted a new ring. And like usual, her boyfriend […]
It was a hot summer day and a sexy girl in tiny shorts caught my attention. She was standing with her boyfriend close to the travel agency. I started a casual conversation and found out that this cutie never saw the sea. How can I stay away? I had a lot of money, like usual, […]